First Post: Friday, November 9, 2012

Broad, high forehead. Yes. Perpetually squinting through beady eyes. Uh-huh. Moonface. OK. Facial hair. Check.

Sorry, guysz who are pointy-headed, owl-eyed, long-faced and beardless. The lovely ladies of Planet Earth are going in droves for the high-forehead, perpetually-squinting-through-beady-eyes, moonfaced, hairy-faced fellows nowadays! Psych!! Blake Shelton!!! Leonardo DiCaprio!!!!11 Ricky Gervais? Judge Lance Itosz as Chas. Brown?!!!

RECOUNT! Ohio’s still in play!

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 6, 7, 8
Calder 2, 3, 5, 6, 8
B** F*** Hollypark 3, 4, 5, 7

Pay-side:

Churchill 2, 3, 8, 10
Woodbine 1, 5, 7, 9
Laurel 3, 5, 6, 7, 8
Hawthorne 6, 7, 8
Remington 2, 7, 9
Retama 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 9, 10

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: They got one in Okla. this evening, but it looks like a shootout between the two most-obvious horseys. See if Nat Silverblatt or Sammie Wang, Ph.D., concur. And maybe Cal Rove & D. Morris have gotten over their recent poor form.

WMF Report:

Early
Calder 6f
Chas. Town 4½f
Hawthorne 6f
PennNat 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Delta Opener (6:45 p.m. EST / 3:45 p.m. PST) finds #3 Glittery and Forty looking OK. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.