First Post: Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Posted on December 12, 2012 by Steven Unite

Twelve-twelve-twelve…stay away from that pick-3 comboa (comboa!) today. Of course, when’s the last time (in North America, anyway) you saw three consecutive races each containing at least 12 betting interests? Nevah! Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Lump-of-Coal-from-W. Va.-Edition

Posted on December 11, 2012 by Steven Unite

Boo! Murray Energy Inc. strikes again! Frack it! Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Good Housekeeping Edition

Posted on December 11, 2012 by Steven Unite
Topless maidsz

San Fernando Valley, Baby, San Fernando Valley…

Your choice: Latinas, Asians, Swedes on staff. Hurry! While supplies last… Continue reading →

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Monday Boxing: JUAN MANUEL MARQUEZ Edición

Posted on December 10, 2012 by Steven Unite

OK, football fansz! How ’bout that Nick Foles? OK, fútbol fansz! How ’bout that Lio Messi? Did you also see Radamel Falcao put five in for Atlético Madrid? That third strike of his was ridiculous. Then there was the final goal, the rebound header, which looked more like the Sea World trick of a trained seal. He appears to be having a good time out there on the pitch, not like some of these “tortured” superstar athletes. Lookin’ at you, ya sissie Ronaldo. Ya sissie weeper! Boo-hoo… Continue reading →

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First Post: Sunday, December 9, 2012

Posted on December 9, 2012 by Steven Unite

Mannie! What the hell were you thinking, letting Rommey (Rommey!) into your dressing room before the bout? All that proselytizing couldn’t have done you any good, not to mention the losing juju he’s still lugging around. Now it’s all over, Brah Mannie, you Forgettable Little Island Person! Maybe you’ll let Paul Raynd(Raynd!) and Andy Reid come visit you in the locker room before your first Lucha Libre match, because that’s where you’re headed, ya washed-up FLIP pug! Boo! Fix! Next! Continue reading →

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First Post: Saturday, December 8, 2012

Posted on December 8, 2012 by Steven Unite

All right, all right, ya latke-inhalersz! Skip the applesauce but slather on the sour cream. Continue reading →

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First Post: Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Posted on December 5, 2012 by Steven Unite

R.I.P., Dave Brubeck.

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Tuesday Sniping: Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Edition

Posted on December 4, 2012 by Steven Unite

All right, all right, ya Behati Prinsloo loversz! Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Sunshine Edition

Posted on December 4, 2012 by Steven Unite

Good morning! Blue skies above. Finally. Spoiled. Sissies! Continue reading →

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First Post: Sunday, December 2, 2012

Posted on December 2, 2012 by Steven Unite

Once upon a time, the sun did shine in erstwhile sunny Southern California… Continue reading →

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