Monday Boxing: JUAN MANUEL MARQUEZ Edición

OK, football fansz! How ’bout that Nick Foles? OK, fútbol fansz! How ’bout that Lio Messi? Did you also see Radamel Falcao put five in for Atlético Madrid? That third strike of his was ridiculous. Then there was the final goal, the rebound header, which looked more like the Sea World trick of a trained seal. He appears to be having a good time out there on the pitch, not like some of these “tortured” superstar athletes. Lookin’ at you, ya sissie Ronaldo. Ya sissie weeper! Boo-hoo…

A good punk-show prank to pull on Ronaldo would be to hide his warehouse-sized stash of hair product. Yeah. Sissie. He should go party with the singer named Ricky Martin. Yeah, that Ricky Martinez. CRonaldo7 should go party with Ricky Martin. In the State of Washington, U.S.A.

How about the rage and boiling passions from the latest edition of the Madchester Derby? Ugly stuff. Too much emotional investment in sport. Then again, what else is there to do in Madchester? As well, RVP20 was the difference in the match, and Lord Ferg signed him to be the difference in the title race. Frack, that Sir Alex is too sharp, even after 20 years of tapping on his wristwatch.

Beulah
Race 2: #1 Importuno – #4 Durazno
Race 3: #4 More Tobe Revealed – #3 Cane Swagger
Race 6: #7 Doubled Vision – #2 Honey Be Fleet
Race 7: #9 Starship Spirit – #5 Recovery Girl

Keystone
Race 4: #1 Needadrink – #2 Muffin Top
Race 7: #2 Quality Clay Harbor – #8 Hot Necker
Race 8: #3 Spring Dance – #6 Erik Estrada’s Girl

Thank you. Best wishes. Please join us again tomorrow for the weekly minor hit “Tuesday Sniping”. Until such time, it’s goodbye. Goodbye.