Mannie! What the hell were you thinking, letting Rommey (Rommey!) into your dressing room before the bout? All that proselytizing couldn’t have done you any good, not to mention the losing juju he’s still lugging around. Now it’s all over, Brah Mannie, you Forgettable Little Island Person! Maybe you’ll let Paul Raynd(Raynd!) and Andy Reid come visit you in the locker room before your first Lucha Libre match, because that’s where you’re headed, ya washed-up FLIP pug! Boo! Fix! Next!
A disgraceful performance, a setback for the Advancement of Filipinos the world over.
Free ones: Rundown…
Turf Paradise (deputizing for unplayable Aqueduct) 7, 8, 9
Gulf 6, 7, 8, 9
B** F*** Hollypark 2, 7
Pay-side: Today…
Turfway 6, 8, 10
Woodbine 5, 9
Fair Grounds 4, 7, 9
Hawthorne 7
Remington 5, 8, 9, 10
Sunland 6, 8, 11
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: The eighth at the Gulf is the South Beach. A steady diet of longshots for this race is on today’s free page.
Over at the B** F*** Hollypark, Race 9 is the Soviet Problem. Comrade #3 Home Journey looks good, tovarish.
Races 8 & 9 at the Remington are on the pay-side. As is Sunland 8.
Finally, it’s difficult to go against #5 Original Script in Woodbine 8, the Ont. Lassie.
WMF Report:
Early
B** F*** Hollypark 6f (!) (WMF 150)
Keystone 6f (WMF 277)
Portland 6f
Rally
Aqueduct 1 1/16m (T)
Woodbine 1 1/16m
Nocturnal Submission: Night off…
Thank you. Best wishes. Back tomorrow for “Monday Boxing”, as applicable. If not, surely two days hence for “Tuesday Sniping”. Until either such time, it’s goodbye. Bye-bye.
Everything IS bigger in Texas, including the mutuels!!! WOO HOO!
Boyz in da Back ROOOOOM, ROCK!! Keep on keepin’ on gents!! TYVM!!!
Remington
Bonkers Box II (Race 9): #7 Worldventurer – #8 Tejas Bling
1st 8 TEXAS BLING $259.60 $122.00 $29.80
2nd 3 WILL TAKE CHARGE $15.40 $9.20
3rd 7 WORLDVENTURER $9.40
$2 EX (8/3) paid $2,490.00
$2 TRI (8/3/All) paid $18,827.20