First Post: Sunday, September 15, 2013

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Rite-Aid Store, Studio City, Calif., Corner of Vineland Ave. & Ventura Blvd., Friday, Sept. 13

For Mongoliansz (Mongoloidsz?!) such as ourselves, this means pomade, 55-gallon drums of pomade. Vitapointe! Alberto-VO5! Not just a Breeders’ Cup Sponsor, but an integral part of our daily personal grooming! Slick! Continue reading

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Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 17

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Flavor Explodes in Your Mouth

All right, all right, ya ritual-fastersz! Non-tref varieties available. Just don’t top ’em with cheese or wash ’em down with milkshakes! Not so soon after Yahweh just forgave you, anyway… Continue reading

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First Post: Saturday, September 14, 2013

Yup, a Byrds-revival-era classic from the late-1980s/early-1990s. Continue reading

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Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 16

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A WPA Project…Libertariats, Avert Your Eyeballs!

Nope, not this Friday night, nor any until summer 2014, insha’Allah! Continue reading

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First Post: Friday, September 13, 2013

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Many Happy Returns…

Unlucky to try this now, but hopefully she can forgive on Yom Kippur! What?! Belated [redacted] birthday wishes to Courtney MacGraw. Hope you enjoyed your special day. Continue reading

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First Post: Thursday, September 12, 2013

Ren & Stimpy. This was OK stuff. Between the top grammar and the frequent use of Dvořák in the score, this was a cartoon for the cultured set. Genius manqué. Bobby Fischer, Nikola Tesla, John Kennedy Toole. Continue reading

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First Post: Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Twelve years on, America… Continue reading

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Tuesday Sniping: Spanish Lineage Edition

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The Filipino Stanislas Wawrinka (Complete with Dependable One-Handed Backhand!) Poses with Sr. Rafael Nadal de Manacor, Mallorca, España

A surfeit of quick-twitch muscle! Hot Latin Blood! Continue reading

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Tuesday Boxing: ¡Vamos, Rafa! Edition

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Your 2013 U.S. Open Champion

If not the GOAT, the GOAT (Grittiest Of All Time)… Continue reading

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Monday Boxing: Mike Tyson Round 1 KO

No more manic Mondaysz… Continue reading

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