First Post: Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Posted on November 27, 2013 by Steven Unite
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Baruch ata adonai…

All right, all right, ya Maccabeeansz. Tonight’s your big night. May all your spins of the dreidel end up on gimel. Never shin. Or something like that. Now, where’s them latkes?! Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Wintry Mix Edition

Posted on November 26, 2013 by Steven Unite

Stay cozy, East of the Mississippi! Continue reading →

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Monday Boxing: One Month Out Edition

Posted on November 25, 2013 by Steven Unite
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That’s a Lotta Ballsz!

On the other hoof, our Hebrew brothers and sisters need wait only two more days. Mazel! Continue reading →

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First Post: Sunday, November 24, 2013

Posted on November 24, 2013 by Steven Unite

All right, all right, ya Pac-Man-loversz! Mannie did the right thing this time, keeping that glass-jaw Rommey (Rommey!) out of his prefight dressing room. Last night in Macau, Mannie had a true competitor as a visitor before he stepped into the ring: David Beckham. David Beckham > Rommey (Rommey!). Continue reading →

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First Post: Saturday, November 23, 2013

Posted on November 23, 2013 by Steven Unite
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Movin’ Out

Today marks the final time Tulane will play an American Gridiron Throwball game inside the Louisiana Superdome. Continue reading →

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Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 35

Posted on November 22, 2013 by Steven Unite

Booth killed in a theatre and fled to a warehouse. Oswald killed from a warehouse and fled to a theater. The man Oswald killed was the 35th President of the United States. Coincidentally, on the 50th anniversary of Oswald’s killing of this 35th President, this is ‘Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 35’. How is this possible? Let the conspiracy theories commence! Continue reading →

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First Post: Friday, November 22, 2013

Posted on November 22, 2013 by Steven Unite

O Dallas you shine with an evil light
O Dallas you shine with an evil light
How’d you turn a billion steers
into buildings made of mirrors,
and why am I drawn to you tonight?

O Dallas you shine with an evil light
Don’t you know that God stays up all night?
And how did you turn a billion steers
into buildings made of mirrors,
and why am I drawn to you tonight?

Poor as a mouse every morning
rich as a cat every night
Some kind of strange magic happens
when the city turns on her lights

—From “Dallas”, by Silver Jews

Top article here…

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/17/opinion/sunday/dallass-role-in-kennedys-murder.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

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First Post: Thursday, November 21, 2013

Posted on November 21, 2013 by Steven Unite
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50 Years Ago Today, Still Alive…

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First Post: Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Posted on November 20, 2013 by Steven Unite

For the archives! Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Four-Score-and-Seven Seconds To Go Edition

Posted on November 19, 2013 by Steven Unite

Ever been in line behind the guy with the laundry list and the cigar dangling from his lower lip? Continue reading →

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