First Post: Friday, September 19, 2014

Posted on September 19, 2014 by Steven Unite
anotherjackiejohnson

Like clockwork…11:18 p.m. PDT/PST every weeknight, excluding vacations and nights off

This is the La-La Land forecast. How’s the weather out by youse/yinz/y’all? Continue reading →

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First Post: Thursday, September 18, 2014

Posted on September 18, 2014 by Steven Unite

Halloa! Continue reading →

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First Post: Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Posted on September 17, 2014 by Steven Unite
pumpkinpiepoptarts

More quality foodstuffs from Kellogg Co.

Genius! America is a blessing. Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Immaculate Grooming Edition

Posted on September 16, 2014 by Steven Unite
brylcreem

‘A Little Dab’ll Do Ya!’

When only the best will do… Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Trebek’s Moustache Edition

Posted on September 16, 2014 by Steven Unite
treebeak

The ’stache: Is it trash?

All right, all right, ya fansz of ‘America’s Favourite Quiz Programme’. We know you watched last night’s Season 31 premiere. So while we’re on the topic of fabulously spun hair, the host has brought back that patch of grown between his nose and upper lip. Yea or nae? Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Chichi Novelty Dining Edition

Posted on September 16, 2014 by Steven Unite
bartong

Cotton-candy likeness of Marie Antoinette, reportedly

Hoo-boy. Dining at the next table, none other than Jaleel White, better known to most as Mr. Steve U. — Urkel, that is. Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Tony Auth, R.I.P. Edition

Posted on September 16, 2014 by Steven Unite
ta060427

Ha-ha-liburton!

Anyone who lived in Phillie over the last 40 years and ever opened the front section of the Ink-wire will have snickered at his work, for which he won a Pulitzer in 1976. Vale! Continue reading →

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First Post: Sunday, September 14, 2014

Posted on September 14, 2014 by Steven Unite

‘The guitar player’s stayin’ out in Hollywood…’

As well, we are always suckers for a song with flowing, bubbling bassline. Continue reading →

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Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 103

Posted on September 13, 2014 by Steven Unite
yeardleynancy

‘I’m Yeardley Cartwright. Who the hell are you?’

Mel Blanc — did he ever play the Hollywood Bowl? Continue reading →

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First Post: Saturday, September 13, 2014

Posted on September 13, 2014 by Steven Unite
apuazaria

‘Thank you, steal again!’

To the tune of ‘Jack & Diane’, as sung by Weird Al Yankovic:

‘Oh, yeah! “The Simpsons” will go on. Long after the human race has gone’ Continue reading →

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