Tuesday Sniping: 2014 World Serious Edition

Who ya got? Bruce Bochy tactical genius, like Chas. Whittingham or Bobbie Frankel, wins with any squad you give him. On the other hoof, Royalsz have the Geo. Brett factor, plus the ghosts of Dick Howser and Dan Quisenberry and that home-plate-shaped video board, which would distract any curious opponent batter in the box. Tossup!

No. Gintsz look too strong here, Hunter Pence too legit to quit. Takes the game seriously, but has a good time doing it, smiles a lot, definitely not a Fox News viewer fomenting discord and panic. Pence displays the proper attitude for any endeavour: playfulness. What he does is important, but it is not the most important thing in the world. Nice perspective shown by this youngster Pence, unlike Fox News Channel in general. Perspective.

Finger
Race 9: #4 Metropolitan Storm

Indiana
Race 3: #10 Samwillrun
Race 4: #2 Stormanminster
Race 6: #4 Sommerville Miss
Race 8: #12 Excellent Chance
Bonkers Box (Race 8): #12 Excellent Chance – #8 Niederzel – #7 Keep Me Posted

Mountain
Race 6: #6 Keri This Day Lori
Race 7: #9 Love’s Dream
Race 8: #10 Savethetangoforme

Keystone
Race 6: #6 Miss Molly Brown

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Next time!