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The best 5-minute video you’ll see this weekend. Yup, it’s been 25 years. As well, this video provides a giant clue toward understanding the ethos that continues to compel us — and many other art-damaged Generation Xers — to this day. Thank you, Pavement! If you can understand them, you’ll never be a chalk-eater. Never. You’ll also be immune to the frothy ravings of wannabe strongmen. Really! Continue reading →

No, Ms. Minnelli was not present in-the-flesh

Upstairs at Vitello’s, world-famous in Studio City. Continue reading →

Good afternoon from Studio City, where the temperature at the bottom of the 1400-hr. is a perfect 72°F. Across all North American Time Zones now, good afternoon! Good afternoon this time! Continue reading →

Four bounces and the Phillie 76ers are 86’d from the big-league basketball tourney. Béisbol still in play, though, both in Phillie & La-La Land, and here’s the Best Player in the World Right Now. Unstoppable. Continue reading →

’grats to Man City on its championship season in the 2018-19 Premier League. But we would be remiss not to show everyone’s favourite striker — who else? — Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang of the No. London Arse. He had a brace today but really should have had a hat-trick after missing a complete sitter dead centre in the face of goal. He finished on 22 goals for the campaign, and that was good enough for a three-way share of the Golden Boot. Thanks, Obama! Thanks, Aubameyang! Also, Happy Mother’s Day out there. Continue reading →

Don’t tell Hank Chinaski

Seen here in Studio City. Paging Dr Marc Raymer…Dr Marc Raymer… Continue reading →

English fútbol week on the blog ends now with the No. London Arse, who for a change had the most straightforward outcome in Europe this time. Everyone’s favourite striker — who else? — Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang scored a hat-trick in the Gunners’ 4-2 away win (7-3 on aggregate) over Valencia last night. Thanks, Obama! Thanks, Aubameyang! Continue reading →

Well, now. Spuds are the No. London Arse’s ancestral rival, but it’s principles before personalities, and Tottenham just kept fighting. Scrub on over to the 4:00 mark for the failed clearance by Ajax and then the slip by the defender that sealed everybody’s fate. Continue reading →

Pro tip: Don’t lose more than a US$1B (that’s one-billion Ameros) over the next decade, OK? Whoa if true! Continue reading →

All right, all right, ya’ LFC hooligans! Take it easy! ’grats to your lads on a miraculous fightback this evening at Anfield in the second leg of the Champions League semifinal tie vs. Barça. Down nil-3 to the Catalan giants, the Reds somehow managed to level the aggregate score at 3-all after 56 mins. Then in the 79th min., it was Divock Origi scoring the goal that put the hosts into the finals. Remarkable stuff. Scrub on over to the 4:13 mark for the decider. Continue reading →