First Post: Tuesday, March 5, 2024

Blink-and-you’ll-miss-it counteroffensive

Another caning administered by your No. London Arse, this one resulting in a 6-nil flaying of host Sheffield United yesterday. The video lede here shows the Gunners’ third goal, registered just past the 15-min. mark and scored by Gabriel Martinelli, who was set-up on a cheeky no-look cutback by Jakub Kiwior. #COYG

BestLine Racing Society Recap:

Another full-slate Tuesday: Keystone / Phila. Park / ParXXX, Mahoning, The WRD & Turf Paradise.

Starting with Race 3 at Bensalem Twp., Penna., in which #2 Guaponess (.335 Win Prob / 1.99-1 Fair Odds / 2.58-1 Premium Odds) scored a handsome win at $8.60.

To Bell Rd., Phoenix, for Race 4; in it, #2 Kamikaze Blue (.277 / 2.61 / 3.33) was greater than a Mitsubishi Zero at $9.40. In Race 7, #6 Big Bell (.210 / 3.76 / 4.71) won it for the aforementioned Bell Rd. at $11.40; granted, this was 2¢ shy of the $11.42 premium price, but we could not blame you for leaving those dos centavos as An Offering Upon the Altar of The God of Doing Business via The Parimutuels — after all, it was the same 4½-1 on the toteboard; we report, you decide! Finally, in the finale, Race 9, #4 Saline River (.216 / 3.63 / 4.56) and #7 Luka Grazie (.186 / 4.38 / 5.45) combined on your winning $65.20 exacta whose premium price was $58.82.

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