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No wonder ’murrika is losing its war on obesity and elevated A1C levels; it seems that every blessed day is another day to fetishize some kind of nutritionally bankrupt foodstuff. This week alone it’s been ice cream & hot dogs — and now today is the catchall ‘Nat’l Junk Food Day’. Time to bow down to the fried corn-and-potato snaXXX GodZZZ now. But, before you bow down, time to chow down first!
BestLine Racing Society Recap:
Yes, Swampatoga reared its inclement head today, and the card was negatively affected.
Zip-for-five today on the alleged Strongshots from Swampatoga, DelPark & Woodbine. One more to go in Race 6 at Woodbine, and it’s doubtful that one can make up for the perdition thus far. Regrets!
Race 5 at the Swamp was one of ’em patented BestLine Racing Society Live Longshot Races, and #5 Domineer (.212 Win Prob / 3.72-1 Fair Odds / 4.66-1 Premium Odds) was the recommendation off an 8-1 morning line. Bet-down to overlayed-but-not-quite-premium status, paying $10.40.
Earlier, Race 3 found #7 Al’s Prince (.260 / 2.85 / 3.62) winning at $10.40.
Earlier than that, another Live Longshot Race, Race 2 at the Swamp, had #4 No Burn (.259 / 2.86 / 3.63) and #6 Palace Coup (.353 / 1.83 / 2.40) combining to pay $43.40 for your exacta, the premium price of which was $24.68.
Some races outstanding from Etobicoke, and if anything good happens there, you’ll be the first to know in tomorrow’s editions. Thank you.
BestLine Racing Society Nightcap:
This evening’s track is Chas. Town. That’s in W. Va.
Strongshots
Race 2
#5 Greyshott (.400 / 1.50 / 2.00)
Race 3
#3 Lookingforanewspot (.423 / 1.36 / 1.84)
Longshots
Race 1
#6 Hannahs Red Ruby (.317 / 2.15 / 2.79)
#1 Hot Carol (.253 / 2.95 / 3.74)
#4 Lunar Notion (.187 / 4.35/ 6.49)
Race 5
#3 Forgotten Mission (.245 / 3.08 / 3.90)
#8 Tapping (.191 / 4.24 / 5.28)
#5 Stretch the Truth (.170 / 4.88 / 6.06)
#4 Committeeman (.154 / 5.49 / 8.09)
#2 Scaredy Cat (.133 / 6.52 / 9.53)
Eat ’em up, or probably don’t.
