Nat’l. Cheeseburger Day this time. You know, some people, due to various religious dietary laws, have never, legally in the eyes of Yahweh or Vishnu, enjoyed the combination of grilled ground beef and sharp cheddar cheese. Radical Religio-Culinary Terrorism!
The same goes for bacon-wrapped shrimp. Or, if you are in New Orleans, a fried-shrimp po’ boy dressed with the nontraditional toppings of both cheese and bacon! Again, don’t let this Radical Religio-Culinary Terrorism stop you or prevent you from living your life. When those Radical Religio-Culinary Terrorists scare you away from beef, or the combination of beef and dairy in the same meal, or the indulgent trizactor of shellfish, pork and dairy in one sitting, you’ve let those Radical Religio-Culinary Terrorists win, you know. Don’t let them win. Enjoy a cheeseburger or some bacon-wrapped shrimp today, whenever you want, and raise your voice against the forces of Radical Religio-Culinary Terrorism.
N.B. We all hate PETA mostly, but did you know that they do go after the very Orthodox People in W. Hollywood every year during Yom Kippur, when the guys (ALWAYS GUYS, never GALS) with the beards and the headgear (beards and headgear common to all radicals, it appears!) swing a dying bleeding chicken around their heads in a show of atonement to their Creator. Very violent, Old Testament/Tanakh-style. Never seen any other groups here in La-La Land practice this type of open violence in accordance with their religion. What say you? We report, you decide!
Yesterday:
Keystone/Phila. Park/ParXXX 1
#7 Air Quality ($39, BestLine Fair Odds 4.08-1)
Keystone/Phila. Park/ParXXX 8
#8 Mass Appeal ($22.60, BestLine Fair Odds 4.75-1)
Presque 3
#3 Gohara ($27, BestLine Fair Odds 3.02-1)
Finger 6 (Low-Priced Overlay of the Day)
#6 Flippity Flop ($8.40, BestLine Fair Odds 1.43-1)
No good (no surprise!) for your one selected race at Indiana yesterday. Filling up on cheeseburgers, bacon-wrapped shrimp compensates for the emptiness.
WMF Report / Track-Trend Notes:
WMF Report / Track-Trend Notes: At this late hour, we still have @RemingtonPark 6f as an early-speed-type trip. #NationalCheeseburgerDay. Enjoy one–as long as you don't upset your Creator, etc. Thank you.
— Cynthia Publishing Company (AIO V6 / BestLine) (@cpcbestline) September 18, 2019
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Today:
Woodbine 4.
