All right, all right, ya Coastal Elites! Take it easy! A tasty tradition at the Home Office here in Studio City on Dec. 25 each year: Grand Marnier pain perdu. Bourgeois!
Don’t worry, ya Flyover States-lovers! Don’t worry! Vacuum-packed center-cut bacon (BACON!) accompanied the French toast. BACON! REAL BACON FROM REAL SWINE! REAL VACUUM-SEALING! REAL MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Fleet Frontrunners
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Reliable Ralliers
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Favorable Faves*
Santa Anita 6
Freakazoid Factories
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*-morning-line faves only; all sales final
YESTERDAY’s Fine Finishes‡
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‡-High-Octane Chancers doin’ it exclusively with All-In-One V6 and its LifeLiner Speed Column analysis and LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, without regard to operational definitions of faves or freakazoids; thank you!
Eat ’em up!

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