First Post: Thursday, December 28, 2017

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Anyone for (outdoor) tennis?

Hello, WHITE AMERICA! (‘White’ = being ‘snowed-on’.) Scare-quotes forever! You know who likes to use scare-quotes, don’t you? Yes, sir!

HINT: He lives in the WHITE HOUSE. SNOW is his thing.

Anyway, greetings from the Golden-Brown West. Jim Morrison said, ‘Ride the highway West, baby. The West is the best. The West is the best’. Greetings again from the Golden-Brown West.

Fleet Frontrunners
NONE

Favorable Faves*
Delta 3

Freakazoid Factories
Turfway 4, 8

*-morning-line faves only; all times GMT

YESTERDAY’s Fine Finishes
Mahoning 7
Turf Paradise 4

-High-Octane Chancers doin’ it exclusively with All-In-One V6 and its LifeLiner Speed Column analysis and LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, without regard to operational definitions of faves or freakazoids; thank you!

Frank Zappa: ‘Dont’t eat the yellow snow’.

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