Monday Boxing: Immortal Wayne Simmonds Edition

Triumphant return to La-La Land

Apologies for the blurry — well, even blurrier than usual — snap. Low-light plus 83x optical zoom equals balky autofocus. The tall guy in the snap had 3 goals on the afternoon, including the gamewinner in the 4-3 championship game, which found the Metropolitan Division edging the Pacific Division at the arena in DTLA yesterday.

Also good for Metropolitans yesterday were the two Columbus representatives, Cameron Atkinson and Seth Jones. Disappointing Metropolitans were Flightless Bird Sindy Crosby and Cap Alex Kvetchkin. On the other hoof, Wash., D.C.’s Braden Holtby was a dependable netminder.

Mahoning
Race 6: #8 Induce (early) – #5 Bank Account (final)

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Goodnight & good hockey…