First Post: Thursday, January 26, 2017

Normal service resumed…

Now this is more like it. Outdoor lawn-tennis in shirtsleeves on the public hardcourts of Studio City, Calif., today through at least Wednesday. So, shut-up and play! Or, as the fat White House fat mouthpieces say with tact, subtlety and nuance: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. In case you missed it, the fat White House fat mouthpieces are saying with tact, subtlety and nuance: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Hear that? KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. This, however, does not apply to Faxe News, whitebarf.com or stormdrain.alt. To those three outstanding information resources, carry on. Otherwise,
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Tact, subtlety and nuance. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

As well, how’s the world going on for yourself over there in the Rust Belt & Bible Belt these days? You have a lot of interesting things and culture going on over there in the Rust Belt & Bible Belt these days? Lots of vibrant, captivating things going on over there to challenge your intellect and take hold of all five senses? Well, that’s good! AS LONG AS YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Make this a safe space for fat White House fat mouthpieces. Please, they need a safe space, and you can help them have a safe space by doing one easy and simple thing: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Tact, subtlety and nuance. UT PROSIM.

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 9
Gulfstream Park Proper 11

Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…

Fair Grounds 5, 6, 7
Golden Gate 4
Oaklawn 2, 5, 6, 7, 8
Turfway 1, 2, 4, 7, 9

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but two closely matched teams face-off this evening when Edmonton (62 pts. in 50 games) visits San Jose (64 in 49); the puck drops at 10:30 p.m. EST / 7:30 p.m. PST.

Yesterday’s Activity:

Track (Win Mutuels $20+/Gettable)

Chas. Town (0/0) — Cardiac Alley hospitals to launch palliative care programme.

Delta (2/0) — Lake Chas. driving school loses license.

Gulf (2/1) — Race 7 was contentious, and players of all stripes went to the head of the class with Dual Qualifier Valedictorian (70, 75) (!), Fair Odds of 4-1; she went gate-to-wire to win by 3¾ at $20.20. Good work.

Mahoning (0/0) — Chase suspect crashes, narrowly misses Youngstown police cruiser.

PennNat (1/0) — Visiting Flyers blank Nueva Jork, 2-nil; Steve Mason stopped all 34 shots he faced.

Tampa (1/0) &mdas; New medical marijuana dispensary opens in Tampa.

Turfway (1/1) — Race 7 was contentious, but only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads could set their sights on Dual Qualifier Eyesonthelady (89, 93); he raced mane-to-wire to win by a clean half-length at $46.60. Good work.

Turf Paradise (0/0) — Suspects on loose after No. Phoenix shooting.

WMF Report:

Early
Aqueduct 6f
Delta 7f
PennNat 6f
Santa Anita 6f, 1m

Rally
Gulf 7½f (T)

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye.