Monday Boxing: Immortal Mason Crosby Edition

Good work. Fair play to the Cowboys for showing much fighting spirit; however, the outcome was the right one — it’s always a pleasure to see Jerry Jones and his fat bully buddie and drooling hanger-on Gov. Christie Christie go down in defeat. Always. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving franchise. Thank you, Mason Crosby. Good work.

As well, to the Pittsburgh Steelers, good work. You knew in your heart of hearts fat Andie Reid was not going to be able to win in the late stages, and you were not wrong. Always a pleasure to see fat Andie Reid clutching for his oversized rear-end in the last 2 mins. of any close contest. Always.

Thank you for your kind indulgence in having to read all this vitriol. ’murrikan Gridiron Throwball always puts the CTE and beefroids into your brain and blood, wanting you to see something get eviscerated to shreds — or better still, to do the eviscerating yourself. You just want to jump up and down and scream and holler and grab someone by the facemask and give them a horse-collar tackle before you gouge their eyeballs out and then you want to sprint 100 yards down the field flapping your arms up and down after that, like you landed on the moon or discovered a cure for Mad Cow Disease. Yeah, boysz! ’murrikan Gridiron Throwball pumps you up with the beefroids and the CTE. Can’t beat it. Let’s go kill something, zero-sum, food-chain.

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Race 6: #1 Sprawling (early) – #8 Abets Abet (final)

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. ’murrikan Gridiron Throwball Death Factory Show every Sunday. Don’t miss it, or else the Rust Belt & the Bible Belt will want to eviscerate you to shreds.