First Post: Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Good evening (PST) now. Good evening this time.

Free ones: Rundown…

Gulfstream Park Proper 7, 8, 9

Pay-side (Weekday/Weekend): Today…

Mahoning 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Tampa 6, 7
Turfway 1, 2, 5, 9
Turf Paradise 5, 7

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but Don Trump Sr. holds a press conference for your Wednesday. What to watch for: wild, flailing upper-body gestures, not necessarily involving the disabled. Hoo-boy.

Yesterday’s Activity:

Track (Win Mutuels $20+/Gettable)

Mahoning (2/0) — Visiting Blue Jackets lose at Carolina, 5-3; Cam Atkinson scored his 20th goal of the season in the loss.

Keystone (2/1) — Race 5 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads could in no way harsh the mellow provided by El Dulzura, top LifeLiner Speed Column rating in the field; he went gate-to-wire anyway, winning by 3 parts of a length at $45.40. Good work.

Sunland (2/2) — The opener was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads said ohayo gozaimasu to Dual Qualifier Honshu City (91, 96); he went mane-to-wire to win by a clean neck at $55.60.

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Then in Race 7, contentious, Milly’s Way was A-OK for the High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads, thanks to her 85 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; she raced man-to-wire to win by 4 at $33.80. Good work.

Turf Paradise (1/0) — 13 animals, 1 dead, found in Glendale home.

WMF Report:

Early
Gulf 6f
PennNat 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Night off…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. We now have the fattest President-elect since Wm. Howard Taft, you know. Real news.