‘Hello and welcome! It’s now time to play a game we’re going to call “Fun With Anagrams”. Today’s victim subject: DONALD J. TRUMP. You have 30 seconds. Good luck!
‘Time’s up. And the answer is…’
DON J. DUMP (ALT-R)
‘Thanks for playing. Join us again next time for “Fun With Anagrams”! Next week’s victim subject: FERDINAND MARCOS. See ya soon, as long as those new libel laws don’t kick in right away…
Free ones: Rundown…
Aqueduct 8, 9
Calder (a k a Gulfstream Park West) 9
Del Mar 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…
Churchill 10
Fair Grounds (!) 2, 3, 4, 5, 7
Golden Gate 3, 6, 7
Hawthorne 4, 6, 7, 8
Laurel 11
Retama 5, 7
Remington 4, 6, 7, 8
Turf Paradise 5, 8
Woodbine 8, 9
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Aqueduct 8, Del Mar 5 on the free page. Pay-side has Churchill 10, Fair Grounds 4, 5, Golden Gate 7, Laurel 11, Woodbine 8.
Should be OK for the obvious #2 Jacky’s Man in Chas. Town 7.
Sidestepping the morning-line fave in Fair Grounds (!) 6, going instead with #4 Smittys Cougar, #8 Persuade Me Lady.
Elsewhere in the Pelican State, big day at Delta, big day. Race 4 gets the single-out for #4 Rise Up. Longshots in Race 6 emerge: #5 Flatter Up, #4 Forest Circle. Cold-puncher&rsquos; box in the seventh: #2 Line Judge, #10 Tip Tap Tapizar. Race 9 is an Ethnic Fire Drill, with #2 Bling It On Baby, #5 Time Share, #7 Manille, #3 Kinky Vow comprising your Bonkers Exacta Quadrilateral.
Yesterday’s Activity:
Track (Win Mutuels $20+/Gettable)
Aqueduct (3/3) — Race 5 was contentious, but only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a chance with My Good Venezuela, a barely qualifying 80 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; she had to rally before taking over at the furlong-grounds and winning by 1 at $22.60. In Race 6, also contentious, all players had debutante Catcher in the Sky, Fair Odds of 4-1 and with a connection-line/slashline readout of 27pc/22pc/33pc; she went gate-to-wire to win by 4½ at $21.80. Race 7 was another contentious one, but only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had Pussy Willow, a low-end 82 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; she had to rally — but hard, too! — before winning by 2 at $28.80. As well, the natural double covering Races 5 and 6 paid $307.50 (for $2); the natural double covering Races 6 and 7 paid $325.50 (also for $2); and the pick-3 for your Races 5, 6 and 7 paid $7,503-even (again for $2). Good work.
Churchill (1/0) — Construction on Ohio River Bridges Downtown Crossing complete.
Calder (1/1) — Dual Qualifier Famous Fact (97, 84) was good for High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads in a noncontentious Race 2; he went gate-to-wire to win by a clean neck at $22-straight. Good work.
Chas. Town (0/0) — I-81 wreck causes delays.
Delta (2/1) — Race 7 was contentious, but only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a pulse on Night Parade, who had an eking-out rating on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; she had to rally, though, winning by 1 at $23.40. Good work.
Del Mar (2/0) — SWAT situation in El Cajon.
Finger (1/1) — The finale was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had an OK 88 on the LifeLiner Speed Column on Wise Guide; he rallied like the champion he should have been, winning by a clean neck at $34.20. Good work.
Golden Gate (0/0) — Visiting Warriors trounce Boston, 104-88; The City’s Klay Thompson led all scorers with 28 pts.
Hawthorne (1/1) — Race 2 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a barely sufficient 81 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis on Shaker Maker, who went gate-to-wire to win by 1¼ at $95.60. Good work.
Los Alamitos (0/0) — Visiting Clippers beat Sac’to, Northern Cal., Sac’to, Northern Cal., 121-115; Blake Griffin had 29 pts. for La-La Land.
Laurel (1/0) — Host Capitals blank Detroit, 1-nil; Braden Holtby turned-back all 25 shots on the Wash., D.C., goal.
PennNat (1/0) — Visiting Penguins edge Bklyn., 3-2, in OT; Kris Letang scored the gamewinner.
Retama (1/1) — Race 5 was contentious, and Precious Play had a field-best 84 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis for the High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads; however, she had to rally like the champion she’s on her way to becoming, winning by 3 parts of a length at $25.40. Good work.
Remington (3/1) — Finally, one for the Old-School Champeens, courtesy of Look At It, Fair Odds of 5-1, in a contentious Race 5; he won by 2½ at $21.40. Good work.
Woodbine (2/1) — Race 8 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a fine 87 on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis on Badjeros Boy, who rallied to win by a clean half-length at $21.50. Good work.
WMF Report:
Early
Chas. Town 4½f, 6½f
Hawthorne 6f
PennNat 6f
Keystone 6f
Retama 6f
Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Remember: playing with letters is fun in ways that playing with words is not — letters amuse, words matter.
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First Post: Saturday, November 19, 2016
‘Hello and welcome! It’s now time to play a game we’re going to call “Fun With Anagrams”. Today’s
victimsubject: DONALD J. TRUMP. You have 30 seconds. Good luck!‘Time’s up. And the answer is…’
DON J. DUMP (ALT-R)
‘Thanks for playing. Join us again next time for “Fun With Anagrams”! Next week’s
victimsubject: FERDINAND MARCOS. See ya soon, as long as those new libel laws don’t kick in right away…Free ones: Rundown…
Aqueduct 8, 9
Calder (a k a Gulfstream Park West) 9
Del Mar 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…
Churchill 10
Fair Grounds (!) 2, 3, 4, 5, 7
Golden Gate 3, 6, 7
Hawthorne 4, 6, 7, 8
Laurel 11
Retama 5, 7
Remington 4, 6, 7, 8
Turf Paradise 5, 8
Woodbine 8, 9
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Aqueduct 8, Del Mar 5 on the free page. Pay-side has Churchill 10, Fair Grounds 4, 5, Golden Gate 7, Laurel 11, Woodbine 8.
Should be OK for the obvious #2 Jacky’s Man in Chas. Town 7.
Sidestepping the morning-line fave in Fair Grounds (!) 6, going instead with #4 Smittys Cougar, #8 Persuade Me Lady.
Elsewhere in the Pelican State, big day at Delta, big day. Race 4 gets the single-out for #4 Rise Up. Longshots in Race 6 emerge: #5 Flatter Up, #4 Forest Circle. Cold-puncher&rsquos; box in the seventh: #2 Line Judge, #10 Tip Tap Tapizar. Race 9 is an Ethnic Fire Drill, with #2 Bling It On Baby, #5 Time Share, #7 Manille, #3 Kinky Vow comprising your Bonkers Exacta Quadrilateral.
Yesterday’s Activity:
Track (Win Mutuels $20+/Gettable)
Aqueduct (3/3) — Race 5 was contentious, but only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a chance with My Good Venezuela, a barely qualifying 80 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; she had to rally before taking over at the furlong-grounds and winning by 1 at $22.60. In Race 6, also contentious, all players had debutante Catcher in the Sky, Fair Odds of 4-1 and with a connection-line/slashline readout of 27pc/22pc/33pc; she went gate-to-wire to win by 4½ at $21.80. Race 7 was another contentious one, but only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had Pussy Willow, a low-end 82 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; she had to rally — but hard, too! — before winning by 2 at $28.80. As well, the natural double covering Races 5 and 6 paid $307.50 (for $2); the natural double covering Races 6 and 7 paid $325.50 (also for $2); and the pick-3 for your Races 5, 6 and 7 paid $7,503-even (again for $2). Good work.
Churchill (1/0) — Construction on Ohio River Bridges Downtown Crossing complete.
Calder (1/1) — Dual Qualifier Famous Fact (97, 84) was good for High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads in a noncontentious Race 2; he went gate-to-wire to win by a clean neck at $22-straight. Good work.
Chas. Town (0/0) — I-81 wreck causes delays.
Delta (2/1) — Race 7 was contentious, but only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a pulse on Night Parade, who had an eking-out rating on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; she had to rally, though, winning by 1 at $23.40. Good work.
Del Mar (2/0) — SWAT situation in El Cajon.
Finger (1/1) — The finale was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had an OK 88 on the LifeLiner Speed Column on Wise Guide; he rallied like the champion he should have been, winning by a clean neck at $34.20. Good work.
Golden Gate (0/0) — Visiting Warriors trounce Boston, 104-88; The City’s Klay Thompson led all scorers with 28 pts.
Hawthorne (1/1) — Race 2 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a barely sufficient 81 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis on Shaker Maker, who went gate-to-wire to win by 1¼ at $95.60. Good work.
Los Alamitos (0/0) — Visiting Clippers beat Sac’to, Northern Cal., Sac’to, Northern Cal., 121-115; Blake Griffin had 29 pts. for La-La Land.
Laurel (1/0) — Host Capitals blank Detroit, 1-nil; Braden Holtby turned-back all 25 shots on the Wash., D.C., goal.
PennNat (1/0) — Visiting Penguins edge Bklyn., 3-2, in OT; Kris Letang scored the gamewinner.
Retama (1/1) — Race 5 was contentious, and Precious Play had a field-best 84 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis for the High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads; however, she had to rally like the champion she’s on her way to becoming, winning by 3 parts of a length at $25.40. Good work.
Remington (3/1) — Finally, one for the Old-School Champeens, courtesy of Look At It, Fair Odds of 5-1, in a contentious Race 5; he won by 2½ at $21.40. Good work.
Woodbine (2/1) — Race 8 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a fine 87 on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis on Badjeros Boy, who rallied to win by a clean half-length at $21.50. Good work.
WMF Report:
Early
Chas. Town 4½f, 6½f
Hawthorne 6f
PennNat 6f
Keystone 6f
Retama 6f
Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Remember: playing with letters is fun in ways that playing with words is not — letters amuse, words matter.
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