No worries, Mistah Yankovic. EVERYBODY loses on Jeopardy! Sometimes more than once! Oh, well…
Free ones: Rundown…
Saratoga Race Course 1, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11
Gulfstream Park Proper 3, 8
Del Mar Thoroughbred Club Pending
Ellis Park 4
Laurel 3, 7, 8
Monmouth 7, 8
Woodbine 2, 5, 6, 7
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Monmouth 8 on the pay-side.
Arapahoe 7 has #4 Vsaidno in with a longshot chance. Next race there, and we sidestep the morning-line choice and go instead with #8 Brokeanlovingit, #11 Lady Jila, #3 Fast Puff.
Singling-out #2 School Board Prez in Belterra 7.
Emerald 8 also finds us forsaking the morning-line fave: #1 My Heart Goes On, #6 Sunrise Glow, #2 Find Joy.
Live third-choice on your morning line: #3 It’s the Swede in Prairie 8.
Track (Win Mutuels $20+/Gettable)
Albuquerque (0/0) — Deadly crash shuts down Gibson Blvd.
Arlington (0/0) — Visiting Cubs whipped by Milwaukee, 6-1; Addison Russell had Chicagoland’s lone RBI.
Arapahoe (1/0) — Host Rockies double-up on Atlanta, 8-4; Trevor Story hit his 25th and 26th HRs of the season in a 4-for-4, 5-RBI performance.
Assiniboia (0/0) — Black Lives Matter march in Saskatoon.
Belterra (0/0) — Reds thrash visiting Arizona, 6-1; Jay Bruce had a 3-run HR.
Canterbury (0/0) — Twins outslug host Boston, 11-9; 3 RBI for Eduardo Nunez in the win.
Chas. Town (0/0) — Camping trailer destroyed by fire on Diesel Ave. in Martinsburg.
Delpark (1/0) — 4 men steal 27 handguns from firearm store in Greenville.
Del Mar (2/1) — Publicly touted Tooluckysupermoon had a competitive 81 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis in a contentious Race 8; she went belly-to-wire to win by a clean nose at $25.40; as well, publicly touted Papa’s Maggie, a field-best 88 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis and 14-1 on the toteboard, was the one battling with ’moon all the way around, finishing second and completing your publicly touted $245 Bonkers Exacta Box. Good work.
Ellis Park (2/0) — Henderson homeowners concerned for property value after golf course closes.
Emerald (1/0) — See Woodbine commentary.
Evangeline (0/0) — Hundreds evacuated from The Mall of Acadiana due to bomb threat.
Fargo (0/0) — Fargo’s Bison Turf destroyed by inferno.
Finger (1/1) — Race 5 was contentious, and Jarrod’s Command barely qualified via a squeaking-by 80 on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis; he was just off the pace before winning by 3¾ at $20.60. Good work.
Fair Meadows (0/0) — Player of augmented-reality app game gets trapped at OU football stadium.
Fairmount (0/0) — Host Cards lose to Los Doyers, 7-2; Matt Adams had a solo HR in the loss.
Great Falls (0/0) — Fire burns 100 acres north of Great Falls.
Gulf (3/1) — Race 6 was not contentious, but Skippy Is Back intrigued High-Octane Chancers with a sufficient rating on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis; she went gate-to-wire anyway and won by 1¼ at $21.20. Good work.
Grand Prairie (0/0) — Still no updates from local news site.
Hazel (0/0) — Tigers tied at 3-all with host White Sox; game suspended after 8 inns. due to rain.
Indiana (2/0) — Boat slams into Lake Michigan break wall, killing 2.
Los Alamitos (1/0) — Los Angeles de Los Angeles of Anaheim & Orange Co. lose at Houston, 7-2; Ji-Man Choi had a solo HR in the loss.
Louisiana (1/0) — Water standard changes sought to begin mine cleanup.
Laurel (1/0) — Host Orioles beat Cleveland, 5-2; Mark Trumbo hit a 2-run HR, his 30th HR of the season.
Marquis (0/0) — Male Flying Dust First Nation pedestrian dead after collision.
Mountain (0/0) — Man arrested after Italian Festival robbery.
Monmouth (1/0) — Long Branch man imprisoned for rape is innocent.
Northlands (1/0) — Serious multiple-vehicle crash near Pigeon Lake.
PennNat (0/0) — Fightin’ Phils lose at Pgh., 7-4; Cesar Hernandez had 2 RBI for Philalala.
Keystone (0/0) — See PennNat commentary.
Prairie (0/0) — Waterloo group seeks to install security cameras around city.
Ruidoso (0/0) — Roswell police investigating 11th homicide this year.
Sac’to, Northern Cal., Sac’to, Northern Cal. (0/0) — Visiting Giants edge host Nueva Jork Jankees in 12 inns., 2-1; Mac Williamson had a solo HR and also drove-in the winning run.
Saratoga (3/1) — Race 8 was contentious as all get-out, but Our Way could not be publicly touted because of low odds of 6-1 on your morning-line; however, High-Octane Chancers saw he had an OK 83 on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis, and Our Way rallied like the champion he’s on his way to becoming, winning by 1½ at $22-straight. Good work.
Thistle (1/1) —
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Publicly touted Blanconia had the field-best 85 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis in a Race 7 that was contentious as all get-out; Blanconia went gate-to-wire to win by a clean head at $65.40; as well, publicly touted True Cinder, the only other horse who qualified on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, had to rally a little but ran-on for second at 30½-1 to complete your publicly touted $1,339 exacta (for $2). Good work.
Woodbine (0/0) — Blue Jays walloped by visitor Seattle, 14-5; Justin Smoak had a 2-run HR for Toronto.
Wyoming (0/0) — Cowboy Tough race finishes in Casper.
Keystone 6f, 1m
Prairie 5½f, 6f
Arlington 1m (T)
Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…
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