First Post: Thursday, July 21, 2016

If Theo’s lyin’, you-know-who is cryin’ — at least on the inside, beneath the scowl.

Hoo-boy. That was some most excellent passive-aggressive ju-jitsu on the biggest political stage last night. Wonder if how many times you-know-who has pulled that sort of stunt on somebody else. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving character. As well, can’t imagine Citizen Bernie following Theo’s lead in about a week from now and damning Slick Hillie with such faint praise. Hoo-boy. Theo. Cruise doin’ it for Amurrika! Firin’ up Amurrika! Yee-haw! Tejas! Wooooooooooooooo! Oh, the humanity…

Free ones: Rundown…

Gulfstream Park Proper 5, 6, 7, 9
Del Mar Thoroughbred Club 6, 7

Pay-side (Weekday/Weekend): Today…

Arlington 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Belterra 6
Delpark 4, 5
Louisiana 1

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but you-know-who will be accepting his nomination this evening Cleveland in Ohio.

Yesterday’s Activity:

Track (Win Mutuels $20+/Gettable)

Albuquerque (1/0) — City police identify body found in alley.

Assiniboia (0/0) — Inmate at Sask. Penitentiary dies.

Delpark (1/0) — DuPont’s end near as shareholders OK merger.

Del Mar (1/1) — Publicly touted Why Two, one of many with the OK 80+ rating on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis in a contentious field in Race 5, rallied like the champion he’s on his way to becoming, winning by a clean head at $29.20. For good measure, similarly publicly touted Bottle Rocket, looking similarly similar to ’Two on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis, also similarly rallied to complete your similarly publicly touted $345.80 exacta (for $2). Good work.

Evangeline (0/0) — I-10 West open at Butte Larose after multiple-vehicle crash.

Finger (0/0) — Gas leak under control in Canandaigua.

Indiana (3/1) — Race 3 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers, perhaps inspired by Gov. Mike Pence’s endorsement of Sen. Theo. Cruz (R.-Tex.) in the Hoosier State’s presidential primary in April, saw the field-best 92 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis on Mr. Unanonymous, who indeed went gate-to-wire to win by 2¼ at $30.20. Good work.

Louisiana (1/0) — Suspect named in shooting of Shreveport teen.

Mountain (0/0) — Summer road projects kick-off around Wheeling.

Northlands (1/0) — Yellowhead Hwy. crash kills driver.

PennNat (1/0) — Fightin’ Phils beat visiting Miami, 4-1; Tyler Goeddel homered and had 3 RBIs.

Presque (0/0) — Popeyes opening new resto in Harborcreek.

Thistle (0/0) — Indians hammer host K.C., 11-4; 2 HR and 6 RBI for Tyler Naquin.

Woodbine (1/0) — Blue Jays trounce host Arizona, 10-4; Josh Donaldson homered and drove-in 3 for Toronto.

WMF Report:

Early
Chas. Town 4½f
Evangeline 5f (WMF 1000) (!)
Finger 6f
Gulf 6f
Indiana 6f
PennNat 6f
Prairie 6f

Rally
Arlington 1m (T)
Gulf 7½f (T)

Nocturnal Submission: PennNat 2 (6:27 p.m. EDT / 3:27 p.m. PDT) finds #8 Wavy Needle capable of the surprise rally. …Later there, it’s the sixth (8:16 / 5:16), and #1 Headed for Heaven can run to that billing. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Later!

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1 Response to First Post: Thursday, July 21, 2016

  1. Honeyman says:

    not to change subject but got 2 Queens {bees} from none other than Mr Isiaiah Hill. Blairsville Ga. pop{300 +} Just started raising Queenz but was Dan Purvis of Goldline Queens the best I have had. arrived unharmed but in squished container. They have been introduced and time will tell if they are accepted or murdered by their new colony!! excitement in drab ol Winchester where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
    The HONEYMAN®

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