Ladies & gentlemen, your 2015-16 Eastern Conference Second Wild Card, your Philalala Flyers…FLYERS…
On the other skate, La-La Land Kings blow a 3-nil lead to lose in a shootout to visiting Winnipeg, 4-3; Anaheim still can win the Pacific Division title with a win of any kind against host Washington.
Free ones: Rundown…
Aqueduct 9
Gulfstream Park Proper 9
Santa Anita 4, 7, 8
Pay-side (Weekday/Weekend): Today…
Golden Gate 2, 7, 9
Keeneland 7, 8, 9
Laurel 6, 7, 9
Lone Star 3
Oaklawn 4, 5, 8, 10
Tampa 8, 9, 10
Turf Paradise 7
Woodbine 6, 7, 10
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Santa Anita 4, 8 on the free page.
Yesterday’s Activity:
Track (Win Mutuels $20+/Gettable)
Aqueduct (1/0) — Blueshirt Rangers defeat visiting Detroit, 3-2; Oscar Lindberg scored the gamewinner, his 13th goal of the season.
Chas. Town (0/0) — Weekend spring snow totals statewide average 2 in., with some locations expected to receive up to 8 in.
Emerald (3/1) — In Race 7, Dual Qualifier Thisdewarsforyou (82, 86) toasted the field in a gate-to-wire half-length win at $43.60. All kinds of players — Progressive-Minded LifeLiner Eggheads, Old-School Champeens and High-Octane Chancers alike — were ready to take advantage. Good work.
Evangeline (5/1) — M B Puck, qualifying via his field-best 84 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis in a contentious race, won the third at $20-even.
Fonner (2/0) — Lincoln PD is searching for a man who stole $1,800 in electronics from a city Walmart.
Golden Gate (0/0) — Host Sharks end regular season with a 1-nil shutout over Phoenix; Martin Jones stopped all 20 shots he faced.
Gulf (0/0) — Panthers close out regular season with a 5-2 victory over visiting Carolina; Teddy Purcell had a goal and an assist for Florida.
Hawthorne (0/0) — Blackhawks lose regular-season finale to visiting Columbus in OT, 5-4; Patrick Kane scored twice, his 45th and 46th goals of the season, for Chicago.
Keeneland (3/0) — One dead, one injured in Saturday-night shooting near UK campus.
Los Alamitos (1/0) — La-La Land Angels of Anaheim fall to 1-4 on the season with a 4-1 loss to visiting Texas; Albert Pujols drove in Anaheim’s lone run, the 1,700th RBI of his career.
Laurel (2/½) — Race 5 was for the Old-School Champeens as Betting Line top horse Do What I Say, Fair Odds of 3½-1 in a contentious race but without any LifeLiner support, won at $24.40. Good work.
Lone Star (1/0) — Stars beat visiting Nashville, 3-2, to clinch top seed in Western Conference playoffs; Jason Spezza had the hat-trick for Dallas, bringing his season total to 33 goals.
Mahoning (0/0) — See Hawthorne commentary.
Oaklawn (2/0) — EPA reports 6 Arkansas water systems since 2013 have exceeded lead limit.
Keystone (0/0) — Fightin’ Phils get first win of the season, blanking host Mets 1-nil; Ryan Howard’s homer was the game’s lone run.
Santa Anita (1/1) — High-Octane Chancers were needed to take Race 6, a noncontentious race in which the seemingly outgunned (at least according to the Betting Line) Oh Great Idea nonetheless had the top LifeLiner Speed Column analysis rating in the field, 79. He won by 2 ¾ at $20.60. Good work, High-Octane Chancers.
Sunland (1/0) — Las Cruces man wanted for hit-and-run now charged with battering officer.
Tampa (2/1) — Race 2 found a contentious affair and Spanish Concert among the qualifiers with an field-topping 83 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis. Accordingly, Spanish Concert went gate-to-wire to win by 1¾ at $40.80.
Turf Paradise (0/0) — See Golden Gate commentary.
Woodbine (1/0) — Maple Leafs clinch NHL’s worst record with a 5-1 loss to host New Jersey; P.A. Parenteau scored his 20th goal of the season, Toronto’s only goal of the game.
The WRD (0/0) — 4.0-magnitude earthquake shakes northern Okla.; epicenter was 6 mi. northeast of Medford.
WMF Report:
Early
Gulf 6f
Los Alamitos 4½f
Santa Anita 6f
Tampa 1m40y
Rally
Tampa 1m (T), 1 1/16m (T)
Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Take care now.

I was surprised when reading Yesterdays Activities {about Kee.} you know, the shooting? I thought for sure you would share about the fella at Two Keys Tavern. They put you in a Velcro Vest then you run and jump on a mini Trumpoline to the Velcro wall and see if you stick. This guy jumped over the wall. Only minor injuries tho. In the DAY. I would play Pin-Ball there. I coulda beat TOMMY! you picked the machine up then placed front legs of pin-ball on top of your shoes. Then your money. It made the slope not so steep. you rack up free games & sometimes money. Drink lots of Cold Beer. Desperate HONEYMEN do desperate thingz?!! I did come out ahead Fri. @ KEE. /The feature race Attfield and Emma J. won wire to wire. Another WO. shipper. A good Grass surface to boot. Impressive!!!!
BEEZ will BEE a BUZZIN a week from tomorrow in CLARK. CO. KY. a great beginning to a productive year so far???
The HONEYMAN®
Emma-Jayne Wilson…the overlay bettors love her. Also, if you could beat TOMMIE, you must have a supple wrist, and that could come in handy (get it?) if you ever visit La-La Land, certain districts of it.