Tuesday Sniping: Immortal Yoenis Cespedes Edition

The rich man’s Yasiel Puig

Yup. You knew it all along: It should have been Cole Hamels throwing for L.A. in Game 3.

Now the Metropolitansz will close it out in four, given ace-turned-cinque CK22’s well-documented postseason strugglesz.

Indiana
Race 1: #3 Whizbang
Race 2: #6 Sing Kitty Sing
Race 3: #2 Low Tire
Race 5: #2 Out of the Trappe
Race 7: #9 Batten the Hatches
Race 9: #2 Bracigliano
Race 10: #3 Hope to Shine
Bonkers Box (Race 7): #9 Batten the Hatches – #1 Victor Jara – #11 Runmaliburun
Bonkers Box II (Race 9): #2 Bracigliano – #6 Castlederg – #1 Return of the Rock

Mountain
Race 1: #7 Mountain Storm
Race 4: #3 Vindiania
Race 5: #2 Angelica’s Indy
Race 9: #9 Fire Ridge
Bonkers Box (Race 1): #7 Mountain Storm – #8 Louzado
Bonkers Box II (Race 9): #9 Fire Ridge – #3 Teton Star – #5 Lite Music – #1 Pack a Punch – #8 West Malibu

Keystone
Race 1: #3 Hold Everything
Race 2: #4 Saratoga Woods
Race 5: #2 Tiger Willie
Race 6: #7 She’s Running Free
Race 9: #12 Parabens
Bonkers Box (Race 9): #12 Parabens – #2 Prince Leroi – #1 War Hitch – #5 Distant Thoughts – #4 Salisbury Knight

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Bye-bye.