Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 185

Tejas béisbol shellshocked! Hoo-boy.

Two closeout games for the home sides in the Lone Star State, two demoralizing defeatsz — well, one for sure, with the other one well underway. Where are the old-time string-pullersz like J.R. Ewing when ya need ’em? Yee-hawwwwwwwwwwww, TEJAS! J.R. Ewing would have prevented this sort of collapse from happening. Even Eddie Chiles, probably.

Plus the Cowboysz & the Tejanosz both lost yesterday in the Big-League American Gridiron Throwball contests. Yeeeeeeeeee-hawwwwwww, TEJAS!

Mountain
Race 1 (7 p.m. EDT / 4 p.m. PDT): #8 Tupelo Playboy
Bonkers Box (Race 1): #8 Tupelo Playboy – #7 Oversized – #4 Pleasant Run – #9 Xingu – #1 Strategic Defense

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long now.