First Post: Wednesday, June 17, 2015

A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown…

From long-ago batboy for The Athleticsz to current jet-setting supporter of the G.S. Warriorsz, Stanley Burrell has been around the world — several times over! But somehow, it always spins back to The Bay for himself.

Before he was a world-famous evangelist on The TBN, he was a top purveyor of disco hype in the 1990s, and much of the money he made from that racket went into the purchase of Thoroughbred racehorses, some really good ones. You would go to Santa Anita for the top races, and MC Hammer would be in the owner’s boxes, 30- or 40-strong entourage with him, men, women, all of them wearing the harem pantsz, sunglasses, chains, razor-sharp attitude lines in the topiary-style Afrosz. It was a cross between A Day at The Races and Aladdin. A true scene, probably better than the Zaytsz, to be honest with yourself.

Did you realize that the Zayatsz are really an Orthodox Hebrew family, too? Don’t let the name fool you! Crazy stuff. Krz.

MC Hammer + his posse in their heyday v. The Zayblattsz of today, well, hey, we’d have to take Hammer every time.

It’s ‘Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer’
And the rest can go and play

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 4, 7, 8

Pay-side (Weekday/Weekend): Today…

Delpark 3, 5, 7, 8, 9
Louisiana 3, 6, 7
Woodbine 6

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Back-to-back added-money jacksz at Les Bois, a k a Boise. The obvious horseys look good in those. Sorry.

Yesterday’s Activity: No good, Dov Blattsz, no good. Dov Blattsz, here’s a chair. Now go sit shiva for the Cavsz and maybe for your NBA life. Please, Hammer, don’t hurt ’em. Also, Filadelfia Filliesz surrender 19 runs and 8 homersz to the Balto. Oriolesz, none of whom were named Boog Powell or Eddie Murray! Oy gevalt. Oy vey ist mir. Move this team to Haddon Heights or Cherry Hill. Oy vey. Feed them gephilthy phish. Oy. Not dayenu. Not even close to dayenu.

Also, this guy, twice in a week. Break up The Otter of The OTB!

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WMF Report:

Early
Belmont 6f
Les Bois 5f
Delpark 5½f
Mountain 1m
Northlands 6f, 6½f
PennNat 6f, 1m
Thistle 6f

Rally
Belmont 7f (T) (WMF 5)

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. STOP! HAMMERTIME!