Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 159

Paystanding!

As Johnny Cochran might put it, ‘If seats you do not land, then you must stand!’

Plenty of room, though, at that Bel Monte Park in El Monte, N.Y. Old-timey grandstand that remains a grandstand, unlike what happened yesterday at Inglewood, Calif.

Good job, BetFail. Nice job. At least now people won’t have to see that stoopid BetFail logo on the flights into LAX. Great job, BetFail. Frank Stronach #1 alwayszzz. As well, no problems with takeover specialist Silent Stan Kroenke, who also owns Arse F.C. However, wonderful job, BetFail. There’s certainly a Sartin Morecrazy-directed film project with medieval violence toward BetFail in the pipeline. Undoubtedly.

Mountain
Race 4 (8:06 p.m. EDT / 5:06 p.m. PDT): #3 Saintly Deed

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Implode safely.