Nuke ’em, Dan-O
Hoo-boy. Just when you think there’s a chance the reboot of Hawaii Five-O might start airing some realistic plotsz, last night’s Season 5 finale truly blows that possibility out of the water — as in Stephen Aloysius McGarrett & Dannie Wmsz. piloting a helicopter to 50 mi. off the coast and dropping a payload of a live nuclear warhead into the unsuspecting watersz of the Pacific Ocean. Accompanying the last-minute heroics was a snazzie CGI animation of the WMD plunging down into the depths. Aloha. Be there. Hoo-poi.
McGarrett steps into the ring against Lloyd Mayberrie, McGarrett drops him in Round 1. Indeed, we owe the continued existence of a 50-state American Union to McGarrett.
Free ones: Rundown…
Belmont 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 8, 10
Gulfstream Park Proper 5, 7
Santa Anita 3, 4, 5, 7
Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…
Arlington 7, 8
Churchill 1, 4, 5, 6, 9, 10, 11
Golden Gate 7, 9
Louisiana 7
Lone Star 2, 4, 8, 9, 10
Monmouth 1, 4, 5, 6
Pimlico 2, 3, 4
Woodbine 4, 5, 6, 10
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Belmont 3, Santa Anita 5 on the free page. Pay-side contains Churchill 5, Golden Gate 7.
Belmont 7 finds #6 Testa Rossi in with a chance as the co-fourth-choice on your morning line. In the ninth there, trying for a fave-longshot pairing of #1 Imagining and #2 Hyper.
Uh-oh. One of ’em Quintuple Qualifying Horseys emerges in BelTerra 7: #5 Mound. (Always remember: Almond Joy’s got nutsz; Moundsz don’t. Because sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.)
Odds-on on your morning line in Lone Star 5 for #2 Infectious, a Quadruple Qualifying Horsey.
Off the layoff for Quintuple Qualifying Horsey #4 Favorite Tale in Monmouth 11.
Guessing that #6 Skylander Girl and #2 Paladin Bay will outrun their forecast double-digit win-prices in Woodbine 8.
Four on the stakes-barn door at Albuquerque today, and Race 6 has us tiptoeing around the morning-line fave to go instead with the dynamite duo of #5 Tea Light, #2 Diabolical Dame. Race 7 features a classic Triple Threat Horsey: #6 Not My Note. Wild-open in the eighth, and #5 Quinton’s Doll Who, #9 Back Seat Roll are not out of it. But back to the chalk in the ninth via the obvious #1 Proceed, a Quintuple Qualifying Horsey.
If you’re anywhere near Brown Co. Fair, Race 5 should be OK for the fave #5 Rita’s Resort. Againn, that’s Brown Co. Fair. Look it up on Duck Duck Go.
Compared with Brown Co., Horsemen’s Omaha is a Big Deal. Really big. #2 Chub’s Charmer is the upsetter in Race 3, and #1 Morning Shadow plays the same role in Race 5.
Seeking some sort of placement for #4 Rushin’ Rubietta in Prairie 6; two races later, #1 M B Prize has the live-longshot bona fides.
OK. Exhale. Too much horseys. Sometimesz.
Yesterday’s Activity: Also fantastical, McGarrett and his 21st-century task force, they never wear helmetsz when they hunt down the bad guysz — never once in 118 episodes now! As well, their hair is perfectly coiffed, like they are the Cristiano Ronaldo of crimefighting. Minor quibble, though, since thanks to Steve McGarrett, Hawaii still stands tonight, saved from certain radioactive annihilation. Mahalo, McGarrett. Also, it looked like the D.C. Capsz were counting the money and booking their flightsz to Canada for the next round of the ice-hockey tournament. Then the third-period clock reached 1:41 and maybe that trip will not happen anymore. Additionally, Anaheim Duxxx reverted to winning waysz and seem destined for a faceoff with the Blackhawxxx in the West finalsz. Hoopball still not enjoyable. Please let us know what is going on therein. Finally, Change.org petition being readied, asking for tribunal to stick some needlesz into the deflatablesz between QB TB12’s legsz; more unrealistically, also demanding an apology from Robt. Kraft. Likelier than any of those scenarios is McGarrett kicking winning the field goal in SB 5-0. Let the luau continue.
WMF Report:
Early
Fairmount 6f
Gulfstream 6f
Keystone 6f
Santa Anita 6f
The WRD 6f, 1m
Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long now.
McGarrett vs. Mc Garrett -old vs. new ??????? What about Wild Bill Elliott ? The one who went in the Saloon and drank milk ? Or Johnny Mack Brown a little chuffy, but tough. Or Sunset Carson ? Lash Larue ? Or Red Ryder? Them boyzzz could duke it out as well as take it !! One question tho, Not even McGarrett or his buddie could figure out ??? How did they keep their hats on in all those fisti-cuffz ?
Where is Miles City Racetrack ?? If it’s anything like Miles Park and the stories I’ve heard, I’ma gonna unhitch my ponie and go?
The HONEYMAN,
Locust Treez in full bloom with a fine weather forecast for the comin week. Beez goin NUTTZZ There is light at the end of the tunnel C. Mac.
That “All In One”, I do not know what happened, but this past Month the Honey man is a happie Honey man !!! Gonna pay for his new windows in the renovated rental house. Thank YOu thank ewe THANK U TYVM. AIO_IND= EVD- MNR- CD