First Post: Friday, April 10, 2015

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R.I.P., 2015 L.A. Kingsz

Not-so-lucky soxxx. For whom can we root now?

Blueshirt Rangersz are OK for now; after all, there’s only one king — King Henrik of Lundqvist! The Island not bad, either. If the Habs do it by riding Carey Price to the Cup, so be it — they are not an objectionable Canadian team. In the West, we do not mind Anaheim, actually — quality squad. (Please, do NOT tell Bailey The Lion.) Maybe Nashville or Minnehaha. Who knows?

As for your La-La Land Kingsz, maybe they will turn out to be the San Francisco Gintsz of the NHL: next year the Kingsz win the whole thing, and that will make it three championships in five yearsz. We’ll see. For certain, Sutter will get them well-rested for the first time in forever, and then motivate them throughout the season; as well, they cannot possibly have the sort of off-ice drama and key injuries that befell them in 2014-15.

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 5, 6, 8
Gulfstream Park Proper 2, 4, 5, 6, 9

Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…

Golden Gate 5, 7
Hawthorne 5, 6, 8
Keeneland 3, 7
Lone Star 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Oaklawn 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 8
Pimlico 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9
Sunland 10
Tampa 5, 7, 8, 9

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Uh-oh. Quintuple Qualifying Horsey #6 Beholder is 20¢ to the dollar on the morning line in Santa Anita 6. Nevertheless, it is hard to look past her.

In Oaklawn 9, the obvious horsey (50¢ to the dollar on the morning line) dominates on class and final-time speed; however, #7 Sugar Shock is determined to make the top one run her down square-and-fair. The ’Shocker might still hang on for your perfector.

Yesterday’s Activity: First day of public free-page touting based on the latest and greatest 2015 Cynthia Publishing Company Par Times loaded inside the notorious 062APP_PARS.koi file nestled within the database subfolder of the main All-In-One V6 folder.

Here was Aqueduct 4, and Bonkersmate Cali Thirty Seven posted the $48.40 upset. Cali Thirty Seven was ranked fifth of seven, no Fair Odds assigned, on your conventional V6 Betting Line; however, she was worth a mention at 15-1 on the morning line due to a best-in-field 84 in the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis. She won by 3½

As always, Welcome to The Home of The Runner-Up Finish, this time nearly led by Bonkersmate Papa Tom, 15-1, in Aqueduct 6. Also in the mix: Second Bonkersmate Biscotto, 12-1, in the Keeneland finale. who was beat a slim three parts of a length by the 11-10 fave, who in turn was one of ’em Quintuple Qualifying Horseys! The saver exfecta was a scanty $32.40; the show-horse was also acceptable on the LifeLiner Speed Column, with the trizector coming back a miserly $211, all for $2. Hoo-boy.

Finally, not a public tout, even on the pay-side, owing to a race that seemed not that contentious. Still, Truth in the Lies (!) was bottom of your conventional V6 Betting Line, no Fair Odds, obviously; however, she was a Triple Threat Horsey, unconventionally, by dominating the LifeLiner Class, LifeLiner Speed and LifeLiner Spread Column analyses. Howzat! A $42.80 win mutuel.

LifeLiner Speed and LifeLiner Spread should purr nicely with these new par times installed. LifeLiner makes full use of the pars (and not exclusively the available track-model profiles). There is a balance, and the pars are always good to refresh for the continued effectiveness of your LifeLiner Speed Column and LifeLiner Spread Column advisories. Check it!

WMF Report:

Aqueduct 1m
Gulfstream 6f
Hawthorne 6f
PennNat 6f
Santa Anita 1m
Sunland 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. The Kingsz are dead, long live The King!

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2 Responses to First Post: Friday, April 10, 2015

  1. halocheffer123 says:

    well then pull up a chair, grab an “Iron” and a plate of the “Big O’s fries and hot dogs” and watch the PENS in action! although the action may be of a SS type horse.. eek! and during the break switch over to BUCCO baseball and watch the team “lock” up a win…..maybe YOI!

    • Shoutoute says:

      At the time of this delayed-penalty response, Pens have been eliminated in Round 1 by Blueshirt Rangerzs; however, Pittsburg Pyritesz are in the Top 5 of the MLB Power Rankingsz. Beautiful stadium, this PNC Park. Not sure about that Parrot mascot, though.

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