First Post: Wednesday, March 25, 2015

No hoopball, no Catalan Independence, no anti-Franko diatribes, just turn down the sound and stare at the screen. We don’t shill for the product in question; but you can never look away when she is involved.

Way-better than hoopball. Way. Almost level with women’s curling. Way-better than Amurrikan Quarter Horseys, certainly. Way.

Free ones: Rundown…

Gulfstream Park Proper 1, 6, 7

Pay-side (Weekday/Weekend): Today…

Oaklawn 4, 5
Tampa 2, 6, 7
Turf Paradise 1, 4, 6, 7

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but it’s come down to your Los Angeles Kingsz needing some help to ensure a berth in this year’s Stanley Cup Playoff field, Western Conference Edition. Direct rivals Calgary will be hosting the hapless Dallas Tin Starsz, and if there’s the rare occasion that we may acceptably root for a team from Tejas (Tejas!), this will be one of ’em. Tejas!

Yesterday’s Activity: No good, Chollie, no good. A major setback for the Catalan Independence Movement. Perdó!

WMF Report:

Early
PennNat 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long now.