Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 141

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1. KGreen says:

   March 25, 2015 at 2:06 pm

   Honeyman has a BEE report. But one simple question first. Where does Shout-tout find the time to post all of this extracurricular entertainment material for us simpletons to watch and wonder about ?
   No one to tell today about my beez to, so here it goes.. 2 out of every 3 hives there were BEEZ flyin in with Lipstick red or Khaki brown pollen on their fuzzy legs. I just stood back in amazement and smiled.
   After a disappointing look at my WAGER REPORT which was a whopping +1.30 with a 28% win bet average for the past 30 days. What was BAAAAD ??? I didn’t win any MONEY. Blown on Derby Warz, winnin the money games against 3 to 5 people and wastin it tryin to qualify for the big money competition, a bad plan! Left me feelin SFM {sorrie 4 myself}
   Still guessin where the energy comes from with such an inquisitive mind. Did that BIG GUY tennis player, get the boot on the apprentice or was he cookin?
   The BEEZ have surprised the HONEYMAN again! What must I do ? I’ll get back to chugging along and forgetin the WARZZ fUr awhile. Ned R. has he surfaced lately??

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   • Shoutoute says:

     April 6, 2015 at 10:11 am

     Pleading Fifth Amendment Rightsz protecting against self-incrimination.

     LOVE THAT MONSANTO has not ENTIRELY ruined the miracle of apian nature. THANk YOU, BEESZ, for your pollen-gathering.

     BIG GUY was last seen in full-frontal-nudity photo shoot in some publication or other. Have not seen him strike a tennis ball in anger since that one time. But that one time was sufficient.

     HOWEVER, did a little jawing with your Oscar®-nominated buddie Mistah Robert Forster at the courts the other day. He was impressed with Courtney’s tenacity from the baseline. Yea, verily, that mope was rooting against THE UTE, who was forced to yell with a lone first held high to the sky: ‘LAST MAN STANDING’! ‘LAST MAN STANDING’

     Hoo-boy. Ned R. lays low. He has had some sporadic activity lately but like the beesz is a seasonal creature, preferring to unload the heaviest activity during the LIVE CHARIOT-RACING action at an undisclosed HARNESS OUTPOST on the DelMarVa peninsula. He also enjoys stopping at the broasted-chicken stands along Rte. 13 on the Eastern Shore, home to Frank Perdue Poultry Factory.

     Tyvm. How is Auburn GPS? What is the frequency, Kenneth?

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