Tuesday Sniping: Current-Storm-of-the-Century Edition

Where are the snows of yesteryear?

Fat Gov. Christie Chris (R-N.J.) forms PAC; gods of politics respond with commensurate snow job.

Jerry Jones asks, ‘Snow? What’s snow?’

Mahoning
Race 2: #6 Ice Storm (!)
Race 4: #6 Clyde Bank
Race 6: #7 Mario Balotelli
Race 8: #2 Murdock
Bonkers Box (Race 2): #6 Ice Storm – #5 Hachi
Bonkers Box II (Race 6): #7 Mario Balotelli – #3 Belmont Road

Keystone (yeah, sure!)
Race 2: #4 Not a Love Song
Race 3: #1 Water Tower
Race 4: #2 Interrupt
Race 8: #10 Derby Gold
Race 10: #1A Fairest of All
Bonkers Box (Race 3): #1 Water Tower – #3 Buddy’s Smart
Bonkers Box II (Race 4): #2 Interrupt – #9 Salem Witch
Bonkers Box III (Race 8): #10 Derby Gold – #7 Dixie Notion
Bonkers Box IV (Race 10): #1A Fairest of All – #2 Musical Debut

Portland
Race 6: #8 Bridlestone’s Girl
Race 7: #1 Free Return
Bonkers Box (Race 7): #1 Free Return – #4 Yoh Rocko – #2 Rezar

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.