Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 122

Put a paper tiger in your tank!

Ah, those kiddersz at The Score, editorializing the injury-wire!

Hey, it could have been worse for Monsieur Noelle. He might have been sidelined by ‘deflated ballsz’. (Thank you, we’ll be here all decade…good seatsz still available for upcoming showsz!)

Chas. Town
Race 1 (7 p.m. EST / 4 p.m. PST): #7 Castle Clown
Bonkers Box (Race 1): #7 Castle Clown – #9 Lil Dale

Delta
Race 5 (8:21 / 5:21): #6 Lucky A. C.
Race 10 (10:40 / 7:40): #2 Hot Tub Sixty Five

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Bye-bye.