Tuesday Sniping: Smartin’, Loser Kings Edition

Very bad for the teamsz named Kings on MLK Day 2015. Sac’to, Northern Cal. (Sac’to, Northern Cal.!) loses in the Big-League Hoopball to Portland, and Los Angeles Ice Hockey goes down to Calgary in overtime, 2-1.

However, the New York City Knickerbockers were able to win, ending their 16-game losing streak.

Mahoning
Race 5: #8 Red Hot Quest
Race 6: #10 Sky Music
Race 7: #8 Hecky Dorn
Race 8: #2 Little Red Cap
Bonkers Box (Race 6): #10 Sky Music – #9 Mystified – #6 Dangerous Daniel
Bonkers Box II (Race 7): #8 Hecky Dorn – #9 Rock Art

Keystone
Race 1: #7 Paris Is Art
Race 3: #7 Surprise Daydream
Race 6: #4 Dixie Notion
Race 7: #8 She’s Holy
Race 9: #9 Hotn’perfect
Bonkers Box (Race 1): #7 Paris Is Art – #5 Fish Whistler

Portland
Race 6: #7 Brite Judy

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye.