Hoo-boy. Super Bowl of Cheatersz on tap. For us, it’s a Hobson’s Choice between the two teams, like picking lethal injection or electric chair. Yuck. Thanks, Green Bay; thanks, Indie! Thanks a lot!
On the other hoof, at least we see the humanity of one Mistah Russell Wilson on display after all these wins as he openly weeps in the postgame interviews. You think we’ll ever see the Boston Stealth-Videographers shed a tear of joy? Nevah! Too much calculation on that squad, just like Don Trump or Mitt Rommey (Rommey!).
So we turn a blind eye to the cheating Peter Carroll and grudgingly side with him and his Seattle Franchise of the Big-League American Gridiron Throwball Cartel.
In other sportsz news, Arsenal F.C. wins away at Premiership champions Man City, 2-nil. Next up for the Goonersz, an F.A. Cup fourth-round tilt at Brighton and Hove Albion on Sunday.
Free ones: Rundown…
Gulfstream Park Proper 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 10, 11
Santa Anita 2, 6, 8, 9
Pay-side (Weekday/Weekend): Today…
Fair Grounds 6, 8, 9
Sam Houston 2, 4, 5, 6, 9, 10
Laurel 1, 9
Oaklawn 1, 2, 4, 5
Turf Paradise 4, 6, 7
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: #2 Dancinthenightaway gets the lone endorsement in Santa Anita 5.
Should be open in Oaklawn 8, with #8 Private Prospect just as good as any of the others.
Yesterday’s Activity: Another day, another race (or three) with five or seven touted horseys. How is this possible?
Race 7 at Oaklawn, and Second Bonkersmate Fine Cognac (‘paging Dr. Martin; Dr. Remy Martin to the ICU, stat’) won by a clean head at $36-even, with top-touted Dr. Spin, 3-1, completing your winning $210 Bonkers Exacta Box.
Races 8 & 9 at Tampa, and a 1 x 3 daily-double configuration, $6 outlay, good for a $205.60 daily double, courtesy of 5-1 sole-touted Biddabudda and 12½-1 First Bonkersmate Candy Crush.
Races 2 & 3 at Turfway, and a 4 x 6 daily-double configuration, $48 outlay, good for an $8,000 daily double, minus 40¢, courtesy of Third Bonkersmate Lincoln Flyer at $91.60 up top and top-touted Basone at $38-even to win.
WMF Report:
Early
Aqueduct 1m70y
Fair Grounds 6f, 1m70y (WMF 281) (!)
Keystone 6f
Santa Anita 6f
Rally
Gulfstream 1 1/16m (T)
Nocturnal Submission: Night off…
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Later!
YO! whats going on out there in “La La” land. just so you guys in the back room know,this ‘capper finished 2nd in the Xpressbet “Beat the Host” contest on sat. using AIO and 500.00 smacks was deposited in my account. would coulda hit first if the #6 BUCK BENNY doesn’t finished 2nd in the 7th at GP. right on top of the BL/BL . paid 25+ for 2nd. but can’t complain…..like the flightless birds or those “Stillers”
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Thank you for this nice update. It beats all those ‘Free Piano’ messages we have to censor. Tyvm. Also, ’gratsz. Keep doing your good work. We suspect Buck Benny cost many people many things. Tyvm.
Speaking of flightless birdiesz (non-Philalala Wounded Igglesz Edition), how ’bout that cheap-and-dirty hit Little Zac Rinaldo put on your boy Letang?! How ’bout all dem BRAWLSZ on the ice? OLD-TIME HOCKEY! Kick out the STYLE, bring back the JAM!