Tuesday Sniping: It’s Sunny & 75 Edition

It feels so good to be alive…

Which is worse? Reporting honestly about the weather here Out West (in comparison with what’s going on Back East), or Fat Christie wearing a fat red sweater and spraying his fat rabid slobber on Jerry Jones’ bribing, plastic face while the on-field officials sheepishly retrieve their yellow handkerchieves at his bidding and then look the other way when unhelmeted lunatics rush at them? Bulliesz and monstersz deserve each other! Just keep them away from the rest of us! Please. Tyvm. Let them molest each other in such a way that we are not forced to witness. Tyvm.

People be careful not to crest too soon…

Mahoning
Race 1: #2 Crestatorre
Race 3: #7 Lonestar Angel
Race 6: #2 Goldenholden
Race 7: #9 Out Drinkin’
Race 8: #6 Phobia
Bonkers Box (Race 8): #6 Phobia – #12 Spikey Italiano

Keystone
Race 6: #5 Samurai Princess
Race 8: #5 Glorious Hayden

Portland
Race 6: #3 My Bon Bon
Race 7: #6 Bad as Can Be
Race 8: #5 Man Chester Man
Race 9: #4 Sometimes a Lady
Bonkers Box (Race 7): #6 Bad as Can Be – #8 Red Sea

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Later!