Monday Boxing: Eternal Tony Road-mo Edition

AT&T JerryWorld a cavernous distraction; Dallas should petition to play its home playoff game away

Fair play to the Dalhart Cowcatchers for their emphatic reversal of fortune vs. the Philalala Balled Igglesz on the Sunday Evening American Gridiron Throwball game last night. In the battle of the Latin QBs, Antonio es mayor que Marco. Yeeeeeeee-hawwwwwwwwwww Tejas!

The athletes are human, like the horseys, and nobody was more human yesterday than that No. 24 in the Philalala secondary — an utter mismatch! ’gratsz to your 2014 NFC East champeens, the Deep Ellum Cattleprodsz.

Mahoning
Race 3: #4 Hawk On the Cliff (early) – #6 Mandabull (final)

Keystone
Race 7: #9 Wherethere’sfire – #6 Avie

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.