First Post: Thursday, December 4, 2014

BREAK UP THE SIXERRRRRRSz…this classic never gets old. Bonus Mike Piazza cameo, sans the Fu Manchu moustache, too. Joolius…URRRRRRRRRR-ving!

One-for-17 on your young NBA season. Recently we went on a lovely 0-for-34 negative-binge at the windoze. We were twice as bad as the PhiLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLy boysz.

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 7, 9
Los Alamitos Thoroughbreds 1, 3, 8

Pay-side: Today…

Fair Grounds 4, 6, 8
Golden Gate 1, 5, 7
Hawthorne 6, 8
Remington 6, 7, 8, 9
Turfway (!) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but North Tejas’s Team Only, your Highland Park Cowpokesz, will be fighting for its playoff relevance against Da BehRRRRRRRRRRRs this evening at a chilly Soldier Field. BRRRRRRR. Now, rooting for Jay Cutler is not something we can readily admit to, but when his counterpart is the eminently evil Slo-Mo (rhymes with…) Antonio Romo (rhymes with…)….West Hollywood? Hoo-boy.

Yesterday’s Activity: Nice 30-1 Bonkersmate upsetting the early-season proceedings at sunny Tampa Bay yesterday. In this race, the fave was well-beaten on the classic V6 Fair Odds Betting Line, and the newfangled LifeLiner Speed Column analysis agreed with that dislike. The race was open, and it turned out OK…this time. Today? Who knows? ONLY THE SHADOW KNOWS. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

WMF Report:

Early
Chas. Town 6½f
Remington 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Bye-bye.