First Post: Wednesday, September 24, 2014

No cloven hoovesz!

For all our many (?!) readers of the Hebraic faith, l’shana tovah! Eat up!

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 5, 6, 7

Pay-side: Today…

Delpark 2, 4, 7
Kentucky 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Laurel 2, 4
Suffolk 2, 7
Woodbine 3, 4, 7, 8

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Three at Kentucky Downs, all on the pay-side. Ah, Kentucky Downs, the all-you-can-bet buffet of the Thoroughbred world. You look at the full fields, the contentious races, the ridiculous amount of choice on the menu, and you want to eat the menu, and usually at the end of the day, it’s just a parlor trick, filled with indigestion, complaint and outright bellyaching. Thank you, Kentucky Downs, for your eternal false promises! Pass the Brioschi!

Yesterday’s Activity: How ’bout dem Pittsburgh Pyritesz? Doin’ it for the mid-market teamsz everywhere! Good job. The collapse of the Milwaukee Brewers and that dirty Ryan Braun is complete. RYAN BRAUN OUT! Take a seat next to DIRTY LO DUCA.

WMF Report:

Early
Chas. Town 4½f, 6½f
Indiana 5½f, 1m
Northlands 6f, 6½f
PennNat 6f
Suffolk 5½f, 6f
Thistle 5½f, 6f

Rally
Presque 6½f

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.