First Post: Wednesday, September 17, 2014

More quality foodstuffs from Kellogg Co.

Genius! America is a blessing.

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 3, 4

Pay-side: Today…

Delpark 4, 6
Kentucky 3, 4, 7, 8, 9, 10
Laurel 5, 6, 7, 8
Remington 2, 3, 9
Suffolk 4, 7, 9
Woodbine 3, 7, 8

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today or tomorrow, but it’s squeaky-bum time for the United Kingdom as those hot-tempered Scots go to the polls Thursday to vote on their referendum on independence. It may be close, but bookmaker Betfail — remember them, the plunderers of dear, departed Hollypark? — has already paid out to the backers of ‘nae’.

Yesterday’s Activity: That earworm stuck in your head today goes like this: ‘BELT-WAY-BEIS-BOL…CLAP-CLAP-CLAPCLAPCLAP! BELT-WA-BEIS-BOL…CLAP-CLAP-CLAPCLAPCLAP1’ Yea, verily, all around Interstates 395, 495, 695 and 895, from Columbia to Chevy Chase, from Fairfax to Falls Church, all the bureaucratsz and other citizensz were weeping openly as their beloved O’s and Natsz clinched division titles on the same evening. In particular, once the Oriolesz went back to the grinning, caricature bird and away from the ornithologically correct, neutral-looking specimen, their fortunes changes for the better. As well, Jayson Werethwolf is ready to enliven the postseason once more. ’gratsz!

WMF Report:

Early
Assiniboia 6f
Chas. Town 4½f
Delpark 6f
Indiana 5½f, 1m
Northlands 6f, 6½f
PennNat 6f
Suffolk 6f
Thistle 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Albuquerque 9 (7:34 p.m. EDT / 4:34 p.m. PDT) has #8 Derby Max in with a chance. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.