A little colour to brighten your otherwise drab late-autumn existence…
Good morning!
Free ones: Rundown…
Aqueduct 4, 6
BetFail 5, 6, 7, 8
Pay-side: Today…
Fair Grounds 6
Golden Gate 2, 5, 7
Hawthorne 6
Laurel 7, 9
Turfway 4, 7, 9
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Aqu 3 today was a stakes race. #5 Uno Duo was one of ’em Triple Threat Horseys. The race is going off right about now. Stay tuned while we work on other segments of this here Web log. Thank you.
[Time warping to the future: Yea, verily, Uno Duo was the one in Race 3, winning at uno-a-uno, a k a even-money, $4 up top. Uno Duo, Race Tres, Pays Cuatro. Señor Wences, at your service!]
Yesterday’s Activity: It’s always good when the people want to write this here Web log for yourself. Check it!
Thank you, Dr. Bay Area. Now we have a surgeon and an attorney on board, plus a Honey Man and a Bocuse d’Or chef. That pretty much addresses any needs we may have in the future. Who else will shed any last shreds of decency and self-respect and come out and admit that they read this here Web log? We can take on an architect for shelter and a tailor for clothing. Maybe a concubine or three, along with a dentist and a mechanic, plus an administrative eunuch to keep everybody’s schedules straight. Then with this, our self-sufficient coterie, we can join all our other Libertariat buddiesz and march on over to Gulch Gault, otherwise known as Fantasy Island with Mr. Roark, sponsored by Monsato-Halliburton.
Oh, you kiddersz!
Now, back to the horseracing. No good except for the aforementioned Woodbine-Etobicoke Int.’l, suburban stomping grounds for one Mistah Hizzoner Robert Ford, tubbie Libertariat. How come all the Libertariatsz are so tubbie? With receding hairlinesz? Cheney, Rove, Beck, Ford, Lush Rimbaw, mix and match, they all are startlingly alike in appearance: tubbie and without hair on the head. How is this possible? The next guy you see on the street who looks like this, accost them and ask them if they are a Libertariat. We bet they will say yes. We also bet they are a bullie. A tubbie bullie.
All right, now back to the horseracing. Back to Woodbine-Etobicoke Int.’l. Race 5 there had U. K. Girl as the top-touted issue. Yea, verily, as we heard from Doc Frisco earlier, U. K. Girl was indeed top of the Betting Line, but only third-best on LifeLiner Speed Column, though still with a solid 84 there. She was 15-1 on the morning line and 21-1 in real life. She rallied to her complete LifeLiner array of 63-62-84, typically a fine strategy over the genetically modified main-track surface over there in the Rexdale suburbs. Soon, all them urban, apartment-dwelling Canadiansz are going to have to walk over to a communal mailbox to collect all their letters and parcels. Yeah, Canada! Rob Ford always winsz!
U. K. Girl won by 1¾ paid $44.60.
In the finale, sole-touted I Wear the Pants, 15-1 on your morning line but bet-down to 20¢ shy of 7-1 on the toteboard, was neglected by the Betting Line but was doted on by the LifeLiner Speed Column, scoring the only qualifying score in the field: 83. She won at $15.50, and since it was the last race of the day, you know what that means: KING OF THE NETCAPPER BULLIESZ. Huzzah!
WMF Report:
Early
Chas. Town 6½f
Delta 5f
PennNat 1m (WMF 184)
Rally
Golden Gate 1m (WMF 12)
Nocturnal Submission: Night off…
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Goodnight, Canada!
OK OK OK, I’ll help. DED race 9…..a “B” horse at 35/1….does NOT win. But, runs second! the $1 tri….$808.10, and the exacta $317.00 both paired with AIO contenders! If you don’t play these, and go with Russell Baze at 3/5…..well…….
OK OK OK….again! Here’s the lowdown, and perhaps nobody reads this! I took today, not everyday…but today…and watched AQU, LRL, HAW, GG, HOL….every track, every race….if there’s a way to make money on 2/1 shots……up to 5/1 shots, I have not found it! Some of them win…..most of them don’t……virtually NO edge….almost zero. Then DED race 9 comes #3 Thunder Hooves…..ml 12/1, off 35/1! Using the exacta b/acde, acde/b….and tri, b/acde/acde; acde/b/acde; acde/acde/b…..yields a days worth of results……with edge! Major edge!
perhaps…..and this may be possible, that I am spaeking to myself. Which only tells me that there are a lot of losers out there! Today….yes, today!! Had one (1)…..”B” overlay at 39.9 to 1. One time, one chance. Please, someone! Respond with another A or B from today that perhaps I missed…..that was anywhere near 39.9 to 1. This one race…..makes a day!
so…..reporting past winner’s is often referred to as hindsight. Let’s try foresight……Today, AQU race 5 has a B horse with a ML of 12/1. DSLR of 14 days. Tr after claim is 22 prcent. Irad rides…w/tr at 18 percent….lifeline of 79….little knowledge on the post position.
result….B horse r5 AQU runs a dismal 4; only in Super (which I did not play) was $233. for 10 cents.
OK OK OK, today’s race 5 antigeorge “b” was 10/1 ml pd $18.20!
OK OK OK…AIO found me today’s MNR race 1 DD that paid $338…..simply $2 on the overlays….of contenders. There were 6, a $12 bet brings back $338 that’s edge of 470% with a .20 win rate….you can lower the win rate to .10 and edge is still 185 percent…roi is obsene at 2817%…..for thos who think roi and edge are the same needs to study a little bit more.