Tuesday Sniping: Stars of MLB Edition

Clayton Kershaw, already give him the Cy Youngsz & MVD & MVP awardsz…no Matt Kempsz needed! Strasburg, Harper, Nats combine to go 162-0! Chris Sale, no-no potential every time he steps on the mound. Boyszzzz!

Then there’s the Philadelphiansz. If not for Holy Camels yesterday, the Phightins are in with a chance. As it was, however, Holy Camels now on pace to surrender more than 100 HR in 2013. Break up the Cubsz!

Chas. Town
Race 2: #8 My First Sip

Fairmount
Race 2: #4 Prairie Prince
Race 5: #4 Cherry Fiz

Keystone
Race 5: #7 My Emma
Race 6: #12 Trophy Point
Race 8: #6 Iron Cafe

The WRD
Race 1: #2 Bordeaux Bandit
Race 4: #3 Inclined to Win

Thank you. Best wishes. Opportunities permitting, the Mountain later, though you may have screamed “uncle!” well before then. If so, then please join us again tomorrow for the first “First Post” post of your new racing week. Until any such time, it’s goodbye. Uncle!