Monday Boxing: Play Ball! Edition

Repeat after us: “We want a pitcher, not a belly-itcher! We want a catcher, not a belly-scratcher!” Outta here!

All right, all right, ya Chase Utley-worshippers! Your day has come! Cole Hamels rockin’ the Joe Stalin moustache! Phillies getting ready for an 84-win season. All hail Mike Trout!

Beulah
Race 5: #1 Thebignbadestbunny (early) – #4 Proprietaire

Keystone
Race 2: #4 Songfoya – #7 Town of Towns
Race 5: #9 Keystone (!) Daddy – #6 Lindell A. C.
Race 6: #11 Mr. Ast – #6 Jediscreto

Thank you. Best wishes. Please join us again tomorrow for the weekly minor hit “Tuesday Sniping”. Until then, it’s goodbye. Bye-bye.