First Post: Saturday, March 30, 2013

Zombies, Take Note!

Good to know!

Ah, but you know what else? The bureaucratsz will never enforce it! They’re still sleeping, at least till 8:59 a.m.!

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 5, 7, 8, 10
Gulf 6, 7, 9, 11
Santa Anita 4, 6, 7, 8

Pay-side: Today…

Tampa 2, 5, 7, 9
Turfway 3, 4, 8, 9, 10
Fair Grounds 2, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13
Hawthorne 9
Oaklawn 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9
Turf Paradise 7, 9

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: First things first: free ones are GP 9 (Grade III Orchid), GP 11 (Grade III Appleton), SA 6 (Evening Jewel), SA 8 (Echo Eddie). Easter eggs, or just the infernal stench of sulfur? Prolly the latter, but Only The Shadow Knows!

Pay-side contains FG 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 (New Orleans represent!). Also OP 9.

GP 10 is the Grade III Skip Away, and the Triple Threat hopeful in that one is #10 Pants On Fire.

Commerce!

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Yesterday’s Activity: Teddible, Steadman. Teddible. Zip-for-the-universe. How long, o Lord, how long? They march on a road of bones, and those bones are ours. Cazart!

WMF Report:

Early
Beulah 6f
Fair Grounds 5½f, 6f
Fonner 6f
Hawthorne 6f
PennNat 1m
Keystone 6f
Santa Anita 6f
Tampa 1m40y
Turf Paradise 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Redemption in Grand Island, Neb.? Take it where you can find it, as long as it doesn’t get up and run away from you again! Race 8 at Fonner (5:53 p.m. EDT / 2:53 p.m. PDT) for #6 Sugardazzle and #8 Streaking Silver and #5 Jungle Raj and #7 Goatfeathers. Quadruple Stumper! …Looks like an equine random-number generator in the finale at PennNat (9:37 / 6:37), and #2 Virtuous Vow is just as unlikely as the rest of these. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye So long now.