First Post: Thursday, November 22, 2012

Hey, Happy Thanksgiving! We are grateful for, as Leonard Cohen sings it, “for those of them left”.

Now, a video for your Pumpkin Pie Day, also appropriate being the 49th anniversary of the Presidential Murder in Tejas (Tejas!). Too many coincidences. The tale this video tells is disturbing…

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 7, 8, 9
Calder 6, 8, 9
B** F*** Hollypark 4, 7, 8

Pay-side: Today…

Churchill 9, 10, 12
Laurel 6, 7, 9
Fair Grounds 2, 3, 6, 7
Golden Gate 4, 5, 8

Yay! Fair Grounds! Where y’at, cher?

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Well, yeah, sorry that we were not posting the free ones in time. Because, well, yeah, um, don’t look at the results of Race 4 at the Big Aquaduck today, please don’t, you might lose your stuffing.

Now, Race 8 is up there in the free ones, but by now it’s doubtful we’ll be able to produce what, um, well, yeah, went down in Race 4. But that might not deter you, no way. Same with Calder 8. Lightning doesn’t strike twice. Sorry. Hope you had Race 4. We know you did. Don’t lose your stuffing.

Looks like a two-horsey showdown in the opener at the B** F*** Holly. The meddlesome interloper in that one has to be #1 Heir Kitty.

WMF Report:

None today.

Nocturnal Submission: Night off…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Pass the Brioschi.