First Post: Saturday, November 3, 2012

Slender in the Grass

What better way to contemplate how you just tanked that tennis match than to write about it while sitting Indian-style in an open green space?

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 4, 5, 8
Calder 8, 11, 12
Turf Paradise (deputizing for Santa Anita Proper) 4, 6, 7

Pay-side: Today…

Churchill 7, 8, 9, 10
Woodbine 4, 6, 7
Laurel 5, 7, 9
Hawthorne 2, 5, 8
Remington 4, 6, 7, 9
Retama 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Santa Anita, Races 4-12, access denied…WHA?! Well, nae, truly we are preparing for the Imminent, Impending & Incoming Rommey (Rommey!) Administration by PRIVATIZING THESE BASIC SERVICES! PRIVATIZATION! UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX! PRIVATIZATION! UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX!

Elsewhere, Churchill 9 is on the PRIVATIZED PAY-SIDE. WE NOW BOW, KNEEL & WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF PRIVATIZATION. GOOD LUCK, P. RAYND…IF IT DOESN’T WORK OUT FOR YOURSELF, WE HOPE YOU END UP BETTER THAN GOV. S. PALIN, REALITY TV CELEB! Not really, probably.

All right, all right, ya subsidized-selection seekersz! It’s funny how the avowed John Birch Society members are ALWAYS the ones complaining and trying to haggle for freebies and discounts. ALWAYS. They’re the guysz moaning for a bailout for their indiscretionsz. Nice. Anyway, here’s the Mountain, Race 8, the eponymous Mile Stakes. #9 Power of Titus and #4 Mega Rush can hook up in a PRIVATIZED PERFECTA BOX. EXCLUSION. Always the John Birch Guys. Always the Glenn Beck adherents. ALWAYS. And when these two horseys don’t hit the board, you can COMPLAIN SOME MORE, ya Birchers! Ya Glenn Dreck guysz! ALWAYS! Always the Birchers. Always the Lush Rimjaw guysz! Plus all the mopesz from Tejas. Billie Jakesbeer would revise his line about the lawyers to add all those guysz, the Birchers, the Dreck adherents, the Rimjaw loversz, the Tejas Residents. Those guys, none of them have any use for poetry or music or a celebration of big-hearted alcoholism. When they drink, they get belligerent, not happy. Billie Jakesbeer would write something derogatory about all those guys, certainly. Come back, Bard! Put TEJAS in its place! TEJAS! It’s ALWAYS best to have a healthful mistrust of TEJAS! ALWAYS!

WMF Report:

Speed
Beulah 1m
Delpark 6f
Hawthorne 6f
PennNat 6f
Thistle 1m
Turf Paradise 6f (WMF 1000; PCP 0.78)
Zia 6f

Nocturnal Submission: All right, all right, ya subsidized-selection seekersz! Try the sixth at the Albuquerque (5:15 p.m. EDT / 2:15 p.m. PDT), in which #3 B Team actually might possess the ‘A’ game in this group. …Delta 8 (10:34 / 7:34) offers #1 Conflict Commander, #2 Kohnke Hill Road, #3 Bluehard and #6 Richmar as the crucial quartet. …Golden Gate 7 (6:35 / 3:35), and #8 Worldly Lad has an upset hope. …

Yea, verily, we are too small to fail. We don’t mind.

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Bye-bye.