First Post: Sunday, July 8, 2012

Did that sissie Federr win this year? Ugh. Will never forget that bad sport sobbing uncontrollably after losing in Australia to RAFA! Vamos, NADAL! Ud. es el numero uno siempre! Federr = sissie.

A. Murray = teaser stallion. Poor lad. Can’t stomach his mother. Appears to be a pushy lady.

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 4, 6, 8, 10
Calder 4, 6, 9
The BFH 5, 7, 9

Pay-side: Today…

Woodbine 5, 9, 10
Monmouth 2, 3, 10
Ellis 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Arlington 1, 5, 6
Louisiana 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Lone Star entire card

Nope. Not a typo at Tejas! Lone Star Park es numero uno siempre! Yee-haw! Yah-hoooooooo — a real Tejas barbecue! Best card of 2012 so far. BC stuffed shirts will be hard-pressed to come up with one of their programmes as good as the one on offer today at the Tejas Racing Ass’n in Grand Prairie, Tex. If Josh Hamilton were a recovering gambler, this card today at the Lone Star Tejas would put him back in rehab for the rest of his life, with a surgically attached stomach pump as part of the treatment.

WMF Report:

Speed
Calder 6f
Emerald 6f
Exhibition 6½f
Los Alamitos 4½f
Mountain 6f
Monmouth 6f
Northlands 6½f
Prairie 6f
River 6f, 1m

Rally
Monmouth 1 1/16m (T)

Nocturnal Submission: Exhibition in B.C. this time for Race 8 (8:20 p.m. EDT / 5:20 p.m. PDT), and #8 Bespoke can suit up for the surprise. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Please join us again tomorrow for “Monday Boxing”. Until such time, it’s goodbye. Adios, los amigos de TEJAS!