First Post: Saturday, May 19, 2012

Twenty years later, and the mopesz have caught up. Yea, verily, yesterday in the Ralphs on Ventura & Vineland, piping in from the sound system, was this song, released in 1993…

A few months ago at Bob Hope Airport in lovely downtown Burbank, the muzak was “The Cutter” by the Bunnyboysz! We suppose it just takes a nice long while for the great unwashed to come around. Cazart!

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 1, 2, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Calder 2, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12
The BFH 2, 9, 11

Elmont & Miami Gardens, represent!

Pay-side: Today…

Churchill 4, 8, 9
Monmouth 6, 7, 8
Woodbine 4, 6, 7
Pimlico 5, 7, 9, 10
Arlington 1, 6, 10
Louisiana 4, 6, 7

All right, all right, ya Dundalk loversz!

WMF Report:

Speed
Arlington 6f
Belmont 6f
Churchill 6f
Calder 6f
Delpark 6f
Emerald 6f
Finger 5½f
Mountain 6f
PennNat 6f
Prairie 5½f, 1m
River 6f
SunRay 6½f
Thistle 5f

Rally
Pimlico 1 1/16m (T) (WMF 7)

Nocturnal Submission: Staying up for the eighth at Assiniboia (11 p.m. EDT / 8 p.m. PDT) for a trio of longshots: #4 Proper Vick, #5 Moment of Song, #8 That Tiger. …Also of interest is the third at Chas. Town (8:23 / 5:23), where #3 Latika and #2 Hasta La Pasta are ready to outrun their curiously long morning-line odds. …Indiana, Race 2 (7:20 / 4:20) now, and #3 Miss Zeva is not out of it. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long.