First Post: Sunday, May 6, 2012

What a great commercial! “It’s over! Prohibition is over!”

People in Amurrika drink a toast when there’s something to celebrate. Other types of people go out and collect multiple spouses. Coffee (not the kind from Starbuxx) and smoke-a-rillos are also part of the country’s development; sacred underwears not so much.

Humphrey Bogart had it correct: “I can’t trust a man who doesn’t drink”. This is true on many levels. Would you trust Don J. Trump? The 1970s Elders of the LDS? If not for the Centralized Gov’t of the U.S., these righteous thugs would have been able to get away with establishing their own conclave, skirting the laws, excluding people. And in some parts today over there, they find a way to do just that. Hello, Warren Jeffs! How’s all your new male wives in the penitentiary?

So, my gambling friendsz, drink up! Have some java and light up. Be proud to be involved with the Ellis Island Amurrika, not the hermetic State of Deseret (1849) America. It’s a bad sign of a stunted intellect and deprived culture to knock and avoid something without even having tried it. Cheers! Tyvm.

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 4, 8, 10
Calder 3, 4, 7, 8
The BFH 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Not bad today at Inglewood.

Pay-side: Today…

Woodbine 5, 7, 9, 10
Pimlico 3, 4, 6
Tampa 5, 7, 11
Arlington 4, 7, 8, 9, 10
Louisiana 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 9
Lone Star 4, 5, 9

Three good ones: Rexdale-Etobicoke Int’l., Arlington Hts., Harrah’s @ Bossier City.

WMF Report:

Speed
Mountain 5f, 6f
Prairie 6f
SunRay 6½f

Nocturnal Submission: Wow. Going to the ’Gate today, Race 8 (7:55 p.m. EDT / 4:55 p.m. PDT), where #4 Sweet Nothings is not out of it. …SunRay’s ninth (6:07 / 3:07) is wide-open, and here’s a longshot trio: #6 Boy Ego, #8 Roll On Diego, #3 Penalty Box. …Then in the 10th there (6:31 / 3:31), it’s #7 Inthenickoftime and #1 Patriotic Soldier. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Please join us again tomorrow for the weekly track-bias-and-exotic-wagering pastime that we have dubbed “Monday Boxing”. Until such time, it’s goodbye. So long.