First Post: Friday, April 20, 2012

We don’t shill for chick-flicks. We don’t shill for cinematic adaptations of Niklasz Sparxxx booxxx. But opening today in movie houses everywhere is something they are calling The Lucky One, and it’s both a chick-flick and a cinematic adaptation of a Niklasz Sparxxx book. We mention it because we shall always shill for this picture’s female lead, the beautiful and talented Taylor Schilling.

Zachary Efrain? Never Heard of Him!

Shilling for Schilling: Zachary Efrain? Never Heard of Him!

Even without Taylor Schilling in it, The Lucky One would be eminently more watchable than the overwrought angst of Katnip Evergreen & Her Precious Bow-and-Arrow.

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 1, 5, 8, 9
Calder 9, 10, 11
Santa Anita 4, 6, 8

Nice final trio at Coral Gables, Fla. Now, Florida, like Tejas (Tejas!), is one of those United States you probably don’t want to set foot in unless you are armed to the teeth; but you can take part in the racing from a comfortably safe distance. Fire!

Pay-side: Today…

Keeneland 3, 6, 8, 10
Woodbine 4, 5, 6, 7, 9
Pimlico 2, 5, 7, 9
Tampa 7, 8, 10
Hawthorne 4, 7, 9
Lone Star 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Tejas!

WMF Report:

Speed
Mountain 5f, 6f

Rally
Tampa 1m (T)

Nocturnal Submission: Fairmount Park, Race 8 (11:42 p.m. EDT / 8:42 p.m. PDT) there, and #7 Cap’n Swifter can run to that billing now; as well, #8 Doublenodouble has the potential for extra-bases. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Next time!

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