Go over to the Mongolian BBQ this evening, load up a bowl filled with broccoli and a little peanut oil (fats are fine!) and soy sauce, eat and enjoy, and then see if you don’t feel a lot better. Or else go to the salad bar and fill up on it; use as much Roquefort as you need (fats are fine!). Or else buy a couple of bunches, steam, toss with butter and olive oil (fats are fine!) and dine with the gods. Thank you to the Italianos and paisanos for bringing the broccoli to these shores. Grazie!
Free ones: Rundown…
Aqueduct 1, 5, 7
Gulf 5, 7, 8, 9, 10
Santa Anita 6, 7, 8
Fair Grounds 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11
Oaklawn 4, 6, 7, 8
Golden Gate 5, 6, 7
Central Time Zone, represent! Weekend-worthy cards at New Orleans and Hot Springs. Ten live races today between the two, and seven of those attain Bonkers-type status. Incoming! Maybe. And, of course, there’s the opposite, Albany, Calif., where the longshot players are left to utter: “Three-to-one! Mark ’em up! Two-to-one! Eat ’em up! …”
Gulf 5f (T)
Santa Anita 6f
Fair Grounds 1m70y (WMF 22)
Santa Anita 1m (T) (WMF 20)
Nocturnal Submission: Night off. Again. Regrets! …
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Bye-bye.